I heard from a friend of a friend over on The Hill that this is THE place to
hang out for a chance at getting my hands on some homobrew.
To begin with, I'd like to know what homobrew is. It sounds yummy! I am
supposed to ask for somebody named Mark something or other. I was told that
Mark is a former Top Secret rated Army Colonel and is now a Geophysicist
somewhere in Michigan and is a partially disabled consultant. Oh, and I was
informed that he has a pet chimpanzee as well.
I do so hope I've narrowed the descriptors down enough so that one of you
can be of ASSistance to me. You will be forever in my debt and my back door
will always be open to you should you wish to come visit.
Yours truly:

Barney Frank