"Barney Frank" anon@anon wrote in message
...
I heard from a friend of a friend over on The Hill that this is THE place
to
hang out for a chance at getting my hands on some homobrew.
To begin with, I'd like to know what homobrew is. It sounds yummy! I am
supposed to ask for somebody named Mark something or other. I was told
that
Mark is a former Top Secret rated Army Colonel and is now a Geophysicist
somewhere in Michigan and is a partially disabled consultant. Oh, and I
was
informed that he has a pet chimpanzee as well.
I do so hope I've narrowed the descriptors down enough so that one of you
can be of ASSistance to me. You will be forever in my debt and my back
door
will always be open to you should you wish to come visit.
Yours truly:

Barney Frank


1) I was draft into the US Army.
2) I is a member of the Chemcal Cops
3) The military wont let me retire.
4) I dosn't serve under the name 'Mark Morgan but that's okay cuz theFBI,
DOD, and CIA have al todl me I candodit.
5) I is on-the-lam from stalking former marines and fatal
atraction four ex-shemale wife almoney
6) I was recenty, paying $5/hr. to acess my ISP
7) I has a 248 IQ, but cant figre out how touse a spel checker.
8) I is a bi-sexual Pagan male ham who like to be spanked.
9) I can't find any action on the military base in Central IL, so I hav to
ask the peple on th USNET.
10) I punce
http://www.marksspamblog.blogspot.com/



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