wrote

(Just some pickings and gleenings from Usenet that I thought
would amuse you this cold and dreary night on Lake Erie - enjoy)

On Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:58:15 +0000, Tony Montana sat in thee Comfee
Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
There they were LIVE on the Internet webcam right before my very
eyes. I quickly punched the "Report Suspicious Activity" button to
alert Border Control Agents. Why? Because I'm a good American
citizen doing my civic duty you see.

---- http://www.texasborderwatch.com/

Xenophobic ****.

Canadian border is next.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

"If the truth be known, the only reason Osama is still on the loose is
because he himself hasn't fallen victim to the K-Man." - Wog George

Thou dread prince of plackets. Thou dost over ween in all

The Conference of Bishops in the United States have announced a new
policy on preaching to gay and lesbian Catholics: It's okay to be gay
as long as you remain celibate. Then again, that's really not so
different from their policy towards everyone else. Basically, having
sex is a sin no matter what...so what's the difference if it's gay or
straight?

(The best part is I get to play Bishop, Priest **and** Altar Boy all in
one night!)