Bill

Washington D.C.-

It was announced today that Kellogg's and the Federal Communications
Commission
have signed a pact to issue Amateur Radio Licenses on specially marked boxes
of
Corn Flakes.

In this unprecedented move the FCC believes this will not hurt amateur radio
but
allow all individuals to receive an Amateur Radio License without having to
demonstrate any skills with the exception of being able to use a pair of
scissors
to cut out their operating permit from the breakfast cereal box.

Kellogg's spokesperson commented that they were proud to have been selected
by the
government to be the issuer of licenses for Amateur Radio in the US and hope
to
soon make an agreement with other cereal loving countries. They also expect
that
will be issuing certificates of achievement for DXCF for confirmed contacts
with
100 corn flakers.


Roger
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