"shark45" wrote in message
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"Beech Creek" wrote in message
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Strap one around your privates. You will not believe the improvement in
performance!


Insertion might be a bit difficult.


That too - hasn't stopped some from "trying". When I was doing a stint as a
medic, I heard a doctor talking about a patient who had a "light bulb" of
the conventional type - "attempted" to be stuck up his anal cavity in a feat
of sexual pleasure - and it "busted" leaving shards of glass up in the
rectum.

People do the weirdest things. As I said in a previous post - "nothing"
surprises me - but it sure makes for some interesting reading.