NOW, Childrens...this is, REC.RADIO/SHORTWAVE? Or, mayhaps: WRECKED
RADICALS, SHORT WOOPIE!

DaViD is the LIVER PROOF that CANADIANS are MORE SMARTER & MORE
FUNNYER LOOKER ING typeeeopels then WE in AMERIkkkA is are!

Esssssspicely in ARKANSAS! I are comer from ARKANSAS- RAZORBACK
state...WOMEN ALL 1/2 HOGS!
LOOK like HOGS! EAT like HOGS! SMALL like HOGS! DROP LITTERS of
PIGLETS like HOGS! OVER-LAY & KILL piglets LIKE HOGS!

Yep, I'm a ESCAPEE from BOONE COUNTY (OZARK HILL-BELLY) about 7 Miles
As The CROW Flies from (NO MORE) DOGPATCH, U.S.A.;;;;;;I AM 89 YEARS,
5 FEETS & 2 INCHESS, TALL, 24 INCH Waist, 112 POUNDS....I EAT FRIED
POTATYERS, FRIED PORK, FRIED EGGSISS, USE HOG LARD TO COOK EVERY THING
I EAT, EVEN ICE CREEM, I CHEW TOBACCO, DIP GATTERTS SWEET SNOUFF,
SMOKE A PIPE, TRAVELED 17,000 MILES LAST YEAR carry ALICE MARINE CORP
BACK PACK (65 Lbs) GUITAR, TENT WATER FOOD......

OLD HOBO....BOXCARRO! HAM RADIO KD5MPM.

Borned 12 DECIMBER 1912.