Doctoral Candidate (DC):
"Announcing my THESIS OF ELECTRO-MAGNETIC RADIATION!!!!!
I am now responsive to gentlemany posed questions as long as they
are on topic about emmigration laws."

Child's 1st question:
"Is it bigger than a toaster?"

DC:
"Are you mocking the pinochle of academicacheivement of
the past 12 or 5 years?"

Child's 2nd question:
"You are in my sandbox and Mom says I can play too.
Is it bigger than a toaster?"

DC
"You first have to understand about Isaac Ohm's law..."

[250 postings omitted here for continuity's sake.]

Child's 253rd question:
"Is it bigger than a toaster?"

DC:
"If yours is too big, throw it away and get another sized one.

"The proper question is it bigger than a breadbox. I don't have
time to do your work for you!"

Child's 254th question:
"okay, Is it bigger than a breadbox?"

DC:
"Although I haven't studied for a phD in Taosting, I read all of
Betty Crocker and decided new books will reveal how those
recipes were in errur and based on the wrong ingradients.
The field of Tao resistance is part of my THESIS OF
ELECTRO-MAGNETIC RADIATION because "real Toast"
is bun shaped surrounding the static flour particles that are
equilibriumized into cinnamon-resonant arrays."

Child's 255th question:
"ummm, is your thingy smaller than a toaster?"

DC:
"Ignoramus! You say you are qualified to talk about Tao resisters
but you are not qualified. You are a shame to Toasting community
and I can get better questions from eCooks where the Piper's son
worships at my feet."

Child's last question:
"Will his mother let him make toast?"

73's
Richard Clark, KB7QHC