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John Barnard

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On Sat, 2 May 2009 23:24:12 -0700, "Clave"
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I won't see it, but go ahead and prove me right, you pathetic
Christofascist
parrot. You can't resist.

Right he

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Damn you almost got me unplonking him to find out. Maybe someone could
quote the response to us?
We both know what it would look like.

But perhaps he has enough conscience left to be embarrassed after all.

Jim

It seems like Telemundoh has made a couple of new "fans".

He's such a bitter old *******, isn't he? Maybe Jaysus will be calling
him home soon...
I'm putting money down that Satan gets Telemundoh!

I'll pass on that bet. He might have a whole bunch of kinky "hobbies" we
don't know about..
Maybe Telemundoh! and Jimmy Bakker are good buddies.

Maybe Telemundoh IS a TV evangelist, scamming gullibles for their cash,
living in a mansion while his "flock" are living in trailers, tithing
their 10% (Verified by their tax info, like a couple of the slimier
churches do around here). Money many of them need a lot more than the
preacher needs a new car, or the church needs a bigger, fancier
building.

That's always ****ed me off about the prosperity preachers. It's almost
like a pyramid scheme.

The local big shot preachers (There are two) drive a loaded Escalade,
and the other a high end Mercedes. I don't see either of them ever
really helping anyone who goes to their churches. I know someone who had
two little kids, one with health issues, who lost her house after her
hubby went on the run and stopped paying support, and the loving
leadership of the church wouldn't give her a dime to help save her
house. That's when she finally figured out they wanted her loot, and
nothing more, and he quit. Now, she lives with her in-laws, in the
basement, and is trying to save up enough money to rent a small house,
and get the hell out of there.

Too bad it's a lesson learned too late for her. These clowns try to
outdo each other with Crystal Cathedrals and Heritage USA theme parks
and all sorts of bull****. I'm a little rusty with my Bible but I
suspect that the focus was meant to be more on people than accumulating
items.

I wonder if Telemundoh has "hair issues", like many of the TV preachers
do?

He probably does have "hair issues" but breaking out the Bylcreem
won't help to make himself look slick. The best it can do is to make
him more like "A pimp named Slickback".

I picture him with big hair for some reason. Wearing a string tie, and
carrying a giant bible. There's a guy who attends one of the local
megachurches, and that's his standard outfit. The biggest bible I have
ever seen. Must be 6" thick, and 15" X 20" in height and width. He's not
legally blind, as he drives, so I don't know what the giant bible is all
about.