Hey Steve...I need a new uniform for my collection and I'd be more
than willing to put in a Troll Bid for your Tourist Policemans Uniform
and related Equipment (Police Truncheon, Badge (lol), Key Chain and
Keys that fit nothing, Utility holster with NO utilities with
Oversized belt, and the like)...

I'd imagine that the greasy donut and coffee stained uniform is in
need of some serious dry cleaning and fumigating but I can guarantee
you Steve that the Trolls will bid on your auction...Just let us know
if its up on Ebay or any of the other sites...)

Steve said on his resignation from the CM Tourist Police Force...

"...and was accussed by a tourist of overstepping my authority..." )