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Old February 11th 11, 04:36 AM posted to rec.radio.amateur.antenna
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Default new antenna

On 2/10/2011 8:52 PM, John Harbl wrote:
On 2/10/11 4:27 AM, MikeV wrote:
I recently bought a great new antenna with 100 mile range radius.

mvoleski@ccf[.]org


A 100-mile radius? HOLY ****, THAT'S A 200-MILE DIAMETER!

See what I did there? Doubled your range for you FOR FREE.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S *MORE*!

Did I say 200 miles? I must've been coming down from PCP when I did,
because I *really* meant THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY KILOMETRES! That's a
number that's 160% *larger* than 200!

Your numbers are now three-point-two times bigger than they were when
you started. No need to thank me; just take a shower and we'll call it
even.

- J.


But wait, there's more! We forgot UP!

Space is just waiting for your misdirected signals!