On Wed, 23 May 2012 07:43:37 -0700 (PDT), Arky Bob
wrote:

On May 23, 10:28*am, DhiaDuit wrote:
Oick, sure and begorrah, ever since I was a kid I have owned other dogs before. One of them was a Cocker Spaniel that I named Tom Dooley, that old Tom Dooley song.Way back in December 1969 I worked night shift at a Burger King to earn some extra Christmas money. One night I brought one of those burgers home for Tom Dooley. That dog didn't touch that Burger King burger. That proves dogs are smarter than people.

'Member it well, DD. Kingston Trio - Hang down ya' head Tom Dooley,
hang down ya' head 'n cry ... po' boy ya' bound ta' die.

So wazzit a whopper you brung him? If it won't no whopper then ain't
no wonder he didn't touch it. He would of et a whopper if he knowed a
good burger when he seen one. Ain't never seen no dawg turn down no
whopper. You?

Whopper has too many calories.

Now, Jiffy Pop, that's the offical snack of the Liberty Net and
doggie.