IT IS TIME FOR ME TO LEAVE REC.RADIO.SHORTWAVE FOREVER

YOU PEOPLE WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE BEAUTY OF GOAT****ING

OR DOWNING HANDFULS OF LATUDA

OR BEING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BUKKAKE CIRCLE

OR COMMANDING AN ARMY OF 31337 H4X0RZ TO DO MY BIDDING

SO I BID YOU ADIEU

AND SAY HELLO TO SOMEWHERE NEW THAT WILL UNDERSTAND ME

NO LONGER SHALL I BE OPPRESSED BY THOSE WHO CANNOT UNDERSTAND

I HAVE FOUND MY PROMISED LAND, AND ITS NAME IS REC.RADIO.CB

3 3 3,

THE REAL FRED

P.S.: IF ANYONE DOES WANT TO KNOW ABOUT GOAT****ING, VISIT
ALT.SUPPORT.GOAT-****ERS AND YOU'LL FIND ME THERE

P.P.S.: OR AT YOUR LOCAL PETTING ZOOS, FARMS, PERSIAN MARKETS, ETC.

P.P.P.S.: OR BEATING OFF TO TWILIGHT IN MY BEDROOM