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Blast from our AKC past
(Knock at the door) Aaron opens door wearing his skimpiest thong underwear
Aaron: Hi Sparky! How are you! Sparky: I'm good Aaron. Is dinner ready? Aaron: Almost. In the meantime, you can snack on me, but we need to hurry before George gets here. Sparky:(screaming) Aaron! Will you shut up with the advances! I already told you I've started to like women now! Now leave me alone! Aaron: OK, OK! I just thought we could be like the old days again. Sparky: No, I'm really going to stick it out this time. Aaron: (sniffling) Ok Sparky, have it your way. I'll respect your wishes. Sparky: Where's George? Do we have to wait for him to eat? Aaron: Yes, he's bringing the salad. Sparky: OK. Got any snacks? Aaron: I think so, let me check. (knock at the door)Aaron answers the door. Aaron:(exclaiming) George! My God! What happened to you? George:(crying) I was just out minding my own business, following this little girl, and all the sudden, wham! Her Dad must have seen me and punched me. I had just asked if she wanted some candy too. I think I could have had her. Then the Dad pulled out of the window of my Pacer, and beat me some more. I think he dislocated my shoulder too. Sparky: Can we eat now? Aaron: Sparky, can't you see George is hurt? Go get one of the steaks for George's black eyes. And while you're in the kitchen Sparky, get some ice for his broken nose and busted lip too. Sparky: OK, but I ain't eating the steak that you use on George's eyes! Aaron: OK, whatever! (Sparky spends fully 5 minutes trying to figure out which steak is the smallest, so he can have the biggest…then finally he returns) Aaron: God Sparky! Why did you take a bite out of it? It's raw, for Christ's sake! Sparky:(unintelligible mumbling caused by mouthful of raw steak) Aaron:(grabs steak from Sparky and applies it to George's eyes) There now George. Is that better? Aaron knows how to make you feel better, doesn't he? George: Yes Aaron, it's much better now. Thanks, you know I bruise easily. Aaron: Hey Sparky, light the grill. Sparky: Hey, those steaks ain't half bad raw! Do we really need to cook them? Aaron: My God Sparky! Sometimes you act like a Neanderthal! Light the damn grill! (Sparky goes out back, turns on the gas, clicks the igniter repeatedly, nothing happens. Goes back inside for matches and returns) Aaron:(just as Sparky lights the match) NO! STOP! (loud explosion) Sparky: (screaming) I'm on fire! Somebody help me! (Sparky runs back through the house with his beard on fire, screaming for help. Aaron and George race behind him with teacups filled with water) Finally, Aaron and George manage to catch Sparky and beat out the fire in Sparky's beard with the teacups. Sparky: Thanks guys! That was close! I saw my life flash before my eyes. Aaron: No prob Sparky. You know we love you. George: Speak for yourself, Aaron! Faggot! Sparky: Can we eat now? George: Well, we could if you hadn't blown up the grill! Aaron: It's OK Sparky. We'll just grill the steaks on the stove. Sparky: I don't wanna wait! I'm getting dizzy. My cholesterol must have dropped below 300. George: Here, drink this. Sparky: What is it? George: Bacon drippings. It will bring the cholesterol level back up in your blood. Sparky:(drinks greedily) Burp! Thanks George. George: No problem. Hey Aaron, you still have that "Little Girls Gone Wild" video? Aaron: I think so…check over there in the gay porn by the VCR. George: Faggot! (looks for the tape) Sparky: I'm hungry! Let's eat. Aaron: Just hang on a minute. Let me get these damn steaks cooked. (throws the steaks in the pan) George: (tearing his eyes off the video) Sparky, get the salad and dressing ready, will ya? I'm busy now. Sparky: OK, George. (Sparky sets the table) Aaron: How do you guys like your steaks? Sparky: Raw is fine with me. George: (rubbing his crotch while watching the little girl video) I don't care. Yeah, raw is fine with me too. Aaron: (mumbles) Damn weirdo's… Aaron: (grease splatters on Aaron's hairless chest) Ouch! George: Aaron, do you mind if I take this video home with me? Aaron: Sure, take it. You know I don't like females. George: (under his breath) Faggot! Sparky: Can we eat now? Aaron: Yep! Steaks are done. (Aaron places them on the table) Sparky: I'm first George! That's my steak! George: Whatever Sparky! Hell, I'm just gonna leave now. (grabs the video and heads for the door) Aaron: Where you going, George? George: Um…uh…I'm not really hungry now. I think I'll just watch this tape at home. Sparky: Good! Gimme his steak. Aaron: OK George, see ya later. George: Bye Scene: Much later in the evening after George has gone home to watch his kiddie porn, we return to find Aaron and Sparky enmeshed in each other's arms. Aaron: Sparky, I knew you would come around. Sparky: Well Aaron, I kind of feel guilty…almost as if I'm slipping back into my old self. I've really tried to kick this man habit, but I can't seem to stop having feelings for you. Aaron: Well Sparky, I always knew we were meant for each other. Sparky: I only ask one thing of you, Aaron. Aaron: What might that be, Sparky? Sparky: All I ask is that you don't breath a word of this encounter to George. Aaron: Fair enough. I know he's a bit of a bigot. Sparky: Yes he is, but he's still my only real friend. You know, I can't count the times that he's tried to save me when I've gotten in over my head on the newsgroup. Aaron: I know Sparky, and he's done the same for me. I really love him, but I can't let him know that. Sparky: So, we're sworn to secrecy, right Aaron? Aaron: Absolutely! Remember, we did take the AKC pledge. Sparky:(chuckles quietly) Sparky: (tentatively) OK Aaron, I'm all yours. Scene: Fade to black… I'm an idiot |
WA3MOJ wrote:
(Knock at the door) Aaron opens door wearing his skimpiest thong underwear Aaron: Hi Sparky! How are you! Sparky: I'm good Aaron. Is dinner ready? Aaron: Almost. In the meantime, you can snack on me, but we need to hurry before George gets here. Sparky:(screaming) Aaron! Will you shut up with the advances! I already told you I've started to like women now! Now leave me alone! Aaron: OK, OK! I just thought we could be like the old days again. Sparky: No, I'm really going to stick it out this time. Aaron: (sniffling) Ok Sparky, have it your way. I'll respect your wishes. Sparky: Where's George? Do we have to wait for him to eat? Aaron: Yes, he's bringing the salad. Sparky: OK. Got any snacks? Aaron: I think so, let me check. (knock at the door)Aaron answers the door. Aaron:(exclaiming) George! My God! What happened to you? George:(crying) I was just out minding my own business, following this little girl, and all the sudden, wham! Her Dad must have seen me and punched me. I had just asked if she wanted some candy too. I think I could have had her. Then the Dad pulled out of the window of my Pacer, and beat me some more. I think he dislocated my shoulder too. Sparky: Can we eat now? Aaron: Sparky, can't you see George is hurt? Go get one of the steaks for George's black eyes. And while you're in the kitchen Sparky, get some ice for his broken nose and busted lip too. Sparky: OK, but I ain't eating the steak that you use on George's eyes! Aaron: OK, whatever! (Sparky spends fully 5 minutes trying to figure out which steak is the smallest, so he can have the biggest…then finally he returns) Aaron: God Sparky! Why did you take a bite out of it? It's raw, for Christ's sake! Sparky:(unintelligible mumbling caused by mouthful of raw steak) Aaron:(grabs steak from Sparky and applies it to George's eyes) There now George. Is that better? Aaron knows how to make you feel better, doesn't he? George: Yes Aaron, it's much better now. Thanks, you know I bruise easily. Aaron: Hey Sparky, light the grill. Sparky: Hey, those steaks ain't half bad raw! Do we really need to cook them? Aaron: My God Sparky! Sometimes you act like a Neanderthal! Light the damn grill! (Sparky goes out back, turns on the gas, clicks the igniter repeatedly, nothing happens. Goes back inside for matches and returns) Aaron:(just as Sparky lights the match) NO! STOP! (loud explosion) Sparky: (screaming) I'm on fire! Somebody help me! (Sparky runs back through the house with his beard on fire, screaming for help. Aaron and George race behind him with teacups filled with water) Finally, Aaron and George manage to catch Sparky and beat out the fire in Sparky's beard with the teacups. Sparky: Thanks guys! That was close! I saw my life flash before my eyes. Aaron: No prob Sparky. You know we love you. George: Speak for yourself, Aaron! Faggot! Sparky: Can we eat now? George: Well, we could if you hadn't blown up the grill! Aaron: It's OK Sparky. We'll just grill the steaks on the stove. Sparky: I don't wanna wait! I'm getting dizzy. My cholesterol must have dropped below 300. George: Here, drink this. Sparky: What is it? George: Bacon drippings. It will bring the cholesterol level back up in your blood. Sparky:(drinks greedily) Burp! Thanks George. George: No problem. Hey Aaron, you still have that "Little Girls Gone Wild" video? Aaron: I think so…check over there in the gay porn by the VCR. George: Faggot! (looks for the tape) Sparky: I'm hungry! Let's eat. Aaron: Just hang on a minute. Let me get these damn steaks cooked. (throws the steaks in the pan) George: (tearing his eyes off the video) Sparky, get the salad and dressing ready, will ya? I'm busy now. Sparky: OK, George. (Sparky sets the table) Aaron: How do you guys like your steaks? Sparky: Raw is fine with me. George: (rubbing his crotch while watching the little girl video) I don't care. Yeah, raw is fine with me too. Aaron: (mumbles) Damn weirdo's… Aaron: (grease splatters on Aaron's hairless chest) Ouch! George: Aaron, do you mind if I take this video home with me? Aaron: Sure, take it. You know I don't like females. George: (under his breath) Faggot! Sparky: Can we eat now? Aaron: Yep! Steaks are done. (Aaron places them on the table) Sparky: I'm first George! That's my steak! George: Whatever Sparky! Hell, I'm just gonna leave now. (grabs the video and heads for the door) Aaron: Where you going, George? George: Um…uh…I'm not really hungry now. I think I'll just watch this tape at home. Sparky: Good! Gimme his steak. Aaron: OK George, see ya later. George: Bye Scene: Much later in the evening after George has gone home to watch his kiddie porn, we return to find Aaron and Sparky enmeshed in each other's arms. Aaron: Sparky, I knew you would come around. Sparky: Well Aaron, I kind of feel guilty…almost as if I'm slipping back into my old self. I've really tried to kick this man habit, but I can't seem to stop having feelings for you. Aaron: Well Sparky, I always knew we were meant for each other. Sparky: I only ask one thing of you, Aaron. Aaron: What might that be, Sparky? Sparky: All I ask is that you don't breath a word of this encounter to George. Aaron: Fair enough. I know he's a bit of a bigot. Sparky: Yes he is, but he's still my only real friend. You know, I can't count the times that he's tried to save me when I've gotten in over my head on the newsgroup. Aaron: I know Sparky, and he's done the same for me. I really love him, but I can't let him know that. Sparky: So, we're sworn to secrecy, right Aaron? Aaron: Absolutely! Remember, we did take the AKC pledge. Sparky:(chuckles quietly) Sparky: (tentatively) OK Aaron, I'm all yours. Scene: Fade to black… I'm an idiot Heven't seen that one in a while, thanks for sharing, WA3. |
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WA3MOJ wrote in message ...
(Knock at the door) Aaron opens door wearing his skimpiest thong underwear Aaron: Hi Sparky! How are you! Sparky: I'm good Aaron. Is dinner ready? Aaron: Almost. In the meantime, you can snack on me, but we need to hurry before George gets here. Sparky:(screaming) Aaron! Will you shut up with the advances! I already told you I've started to like women now! Now leave me alone! Aaron: OK, OK! I just thought we could be like the old days again. Sparky: No, I'm really going to stick it out this time. Aaron: (sniffling) Ok Sparky, have it your way. I'll respect your wishes. Sparky: Where's George? Do we have to wait for him to eat? Aaron: Yes, he's bringing the salad. Sparky: OK. Got any snacks? Aaron: I think so, let me check. (knock at the door)Aaron answers the door. Aaron:(exclaiming) George! My God! What happened to you? George:(crying) I was just out minding my own business, following this little girl, and all the sudden, wham! Her Dad must have seen me and punched me. I had just asked if she wanted some candy too. I think I could have had her. Then the Dad pulled out of the window of my Pacer, and beat me some more. I think he dislocated my shoulder too. Sparky: Can we eat now? Aaron: Sparky, can't you see George is hurt? Go get one of the steaks for George's black eyes. And while you're in the kitchen Sparky, get some ice for his broken nose and busted lip too. Sparky: OK, but I ain't eating the steak that you use on George's eyes! Aaron: OK, whatever! (Sparky spends fully 5 minutes trying to figure out which steak is the smallest, so he can have the biggest?then finally he returns) Aaron: God Sparky! Why did you take a bite out of it? It's raw, for Christ's sake! Sparky:(unintelligible mumbling caused by mouthful of raw steak) Aaron:(grabs steak from Sparky and applies it to George's eyes) There now George. Is that better? Aaron knows how to make you feel better, doesn't he? George: Yes Aaron, it's much better now. Thanks, you know I bruise easily. Aaron: Hey Sparky, light the grill. Sparky: Hey, those steaks ain't half bad raw! Do we really need to cook them? Aaron: My God Sparky! Sometimes you act like a Neanderthal! Light the damn grill! (Sparky goes out back, turns on the gas, clicks the igniter repeatedly, nothing happens. Goes back inside for matches and returns) Aaron:(just as Sparky lights the match) NO! STOP! (loud explosion) Sparky: (screaming) I'm on fire! Somebody help me! (Sparky runs back through the house with his beard on fire, screaming for help. Aaron and George race behind him with teacups filled with water) Finally, Aaron and George manage to catch Sparky and beat out the fire in Sparky's beard with the teacups. Sparky: Thanks guys! That was close! I saw my life flash before my eyes. Aaron: No prob Sparky. You know we love you. George: Speak for yourself, Aaron! Faggot! Sparky: Can we eat now? George: Well, we could if you hadn't blown up the grill! Aaron: It's OK Sparky. We'll just grill the steaks on the stove. Sparky: I don't wanna wait! I'm getting dizzy. My cholesterol must have dropped below 300. George: Here, drink this. Sparky: What is it? George: Bacon drippings. It will bring the cholesterol level back up in your blood. Sparky:(drinks greedily) Burp! Thanks George. George: No problem. Hey Aaron, you still have that "Little Girls Gone Wild" video? Aaron: I think so?check over there in the gay porn by the VCR. George: Faggot! (looks for the tape) Sparky: I'm hungry! Let's eat. Aaron: Just hang on a minute. Let me get these damn steaks cooked. (throws the steaks in the pan) George: (tearing his eyes off the video) Sparky, get the salad and dressing ready, will ya? I'm busy now. Sparky: OK, George. (Sparky sets the table) Aaron: How do you guys like your steaks? Sparky: Raw is fine with me. George: (rubbing his crotch while watching the little girl video) I don't care. Yeah, raw is fine with me too. Aaron: (mumbles) Damn weirdo's? Aaron: (grease splatters on Aaron's hairless chest) Ouch! George: Aaron, do you mind if I take this video home with me? Aaron: Sure, take it. You know I don't like females. George: (under his breath) Faggot! Sparky: Can we eat now? Aaron: Yep! Steaks are done. (Aaron places them on the table) Sparky: I'm first George! That's my steak! George: Whatever Sparky! Hell, I'm just gonna leave now. (grabs the video and heads for the door) Aaron: Where you going, George? George: Um?uh?I'm not really hungry now. I think I'll just watch this tape at home. Sparky: Good! Gimme his steak. Aaron: OK George, see ya later. George: Bye Scene: Much later in the evening after George has gone home to watch his kiddie porn, we return to find Aaron and Sparky enmeshed in each other's arms. Aaron: Sparky, I knew you would come around. Sparky: Well Aaron, I kind of feel guilty?almost as if I'm slipping back into my old self. I've really tried to kick this man habit, but I can't seem to stop having feelings for you. Aaron: Well Sparky, I always knew we were meant for each other. Sparky: I only ask one thing of you, Aaron. Aaron: What might that be, Sparky? Sparky: All I ask is that you don't breath a word of this encounter to George. Aaron: Fair enough. I know he's a bit of a bigot. Sparky: Yes he is, but he's still my only real friend. You know, I can't count the times that he's tried to save me when I've gotten in over my head on the newsgroup. Aaron: I know Sparky, and he's done the same for me. I really love him, but I can't let him know that. Sparky: So, we're sworn to secrecy, right Aaron? Aaron: Absolutely! Remember, we did take the AKC pledge. Sparky:(chuckles quietly) Sparky: (tentatively) OK Aaron, I'm all yours. Scene: Fade to black? I'm an idiot why stir the pot twistinutts dave.....go play with your hf radio since you are a renegade hammie or perhaps go play with your freekin frizbee..... |
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Oh yea,,,,,I did hear someone talkin' to Train, but no conditions his
way. Same for Pit Bull and Ice. |
that pinhead chill factor and the rest of the goons in the dome wish they could
cut this galveston station off................. #82 along with my niebghbors LD21, 351, Red Barron and a few others are amung the dominant coastal stations you'll hear cutting off houston texas daily. LOL.."your" g GW needs SOMEthing. Didn't they tell you what happened on the bowl this AM over Galveston way? They had their lips cut,,and I wasn't just listening, pal,,,I was whistling dixie gettin' on down.....don't take my word for it,,ask Black Diamond or nine double O, ............or even Galveston, if they can admit it. Nah, your new renegade pal was trying to strut this early AM, but hunting season began earlier than he expected. |
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