If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


SC

Slow Code wrote:
If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


SC

These aren't your only two options. You could simply let it rip and
proudly accept full responsibility.

Slow Code wrote:
If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


SC

If I am in a store, such as Safeway, I find a lone isle, then let it
rip - sometimes, someone will walk into the isle, as I am exiting, and
I know they get a good whiff, then I laugh.

That reminds me of one of my favorite books.... by Ben Franklin, "Fart
Proudly"...
Why do you ask?

On Tue, 29 Aug 2006 23:12:29 GMT, Slow Code wrote:


If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


SC
John Ferrell W8CCW

Are you standing in front of me or behind me?

Slow Code wrote:

If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


SC

Slow Code wrote:
If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the


If I knew we were in the same store of any type I'd look for you. Then
I would pull down my pants, (i don't use underware), and sit on your
face. I make sure that long nose of your was inserted into my rectum.
Then I fart on you, then drop a hot steamy turd on your face, then get
up and **** on you. Finally I'd use your own shirt to wipe my ass.




pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


SC

Slow Code wrote:
If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


SC
Radio Shack - Loud ripper
Ham Radio Outlet - Hold it in
Fry's Electronics - SBD

If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?
"Slow Code" wrote in message
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Lighting a match would be a blast!

Jack



If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


SC

ORIGINAL MESSAGE:

On Tue, 29 Aug 2006 23:12:29 GMT, Slow Code wrote:



If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


SC

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I always take a CB'er with me for just such emergencies.

--
Mr Bill

Slow Code wrote:
If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


Ever wonder how a crowded elevator smells to a midget?