I got a big problem
 

I got a big problem. It all started when I bought a DVD player. I was all
excited to watch a movie and did not indeed put on my eye glasses. I got
the thing plugged in and turned on, and then it said "Insert Disk". Without
my glasses, I thought it said "Insert Dick", so I stuck my dick in the
machine and the slide out door closed. That was 2 days ago. I live alone
and dont have anyone to help. I thought of calling 911, but ideed it's too
embarassing to call the cops and try to explain this to them. I know there
must be some way to get my dick out of this thing. I hope someone on here
can indeed tell me what to do. Please hurry, my dick hurts and has turned
blue. This is indeed a a an a emergency.......





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