My friend Lennie Schwartz owns a radio store and was stuck with close
to a hundred 52 simplex radios he could not sell. As his Rabbi & chief
Sanhedrin, Lennie asked me for advice. Now Lennie has three gorgeous
college-age daughters, so I had Lennie get them some cute little outfits,
tight tops and tight short-shorts, similar to what the Hooters girls wear.
We had the following message boldly printed on the butt end of the shorts
and across the bust area of the tops:

"I MONITOR 52 SIMPLEX"

In less that 24 hours, Lennie sold all his 52 simplex radios at five times
the
original asking price and had to order more. Every male ham of any
age swamped Lennie's radio store and demanded a 52 simplex radio.

NOTE FOR HANS: It is not the message that is so important, as how you
communicate the message.


73,

Rabbi Phil
Chief,
Sanhedrin Council

Rabbi Phil wrote:
My friend Lennie Schwartz owns a radio store and was stuck with close
to a hundred 52 simplex radios he could not sell. As his Rabbi & chief
Sanhedrin, Lennie asked me for advice. Now Lennie has three gorgeous
college-age daughters, so I had Lennie get them some cute little outfits,
tight tops and tight short-shorts, similar to what the Hooters girls wear.
We had the following message boldly printed on the butt end of the shorts
and across the bust area of the tops:

"I MONITOR 52 SIMPLEX"

In less that 24 hours, Lennie sold all his 52 simplex radios at five times
the
original asking price and had to order more. Every male ham of any
age swamped Lennie's radio store and demanded a 52 simplex radio.

NOTE FOR HANS: It is not the message that is so important, as how you
communicate the message.

The only thing worse than being witty is not being witty.

Come on, you can do better! 8^)


- Mike KB3EIA -

Very classy on his part.

In his next "smart business move" will he just move his Hooters-girl
lookalike daughters into prostitution?

Disgusting!

"Rabbi Phil" wrote in message
...
My friend Lennie Schwartz owns a radio store and was stuck with close
to a hundred 52 simplex radios he could not sell. As his Rabbi & chief
Sanhedrin, Lennie asked me for advice. Now Lennie has three gorgeous
college-age daughters, so I had Lennie get them some cute little outfits,
tight tops and tight short-shorts, similar to what the Hooters girls wear.
We had the following message boldly printed on the butt end of the shorts
and across the bust area of the tops:

"I MONITOR 52 SIMPLEX"

In less that 24 hours, Lennie sold all his 52 simplex radios at five times
the
original asking price and had to order more. Every male ham of any
age swamped Lennie's radio store and demanded a 52 simplex radio.

NOTE FOR HANS: It is not the message that is so important, as how you
communicate the message.


73,

Rabbi Phil
Chief,
Sanhedrin Council

Dave B. wrote:
"Rabbi Phil" wrote in message
...
My friend Lennie Schwartz owns a radio store and was stuck with
close
to a hundred 52 simplex radios he could not sell. As his Rabbi &
chief
Sanhedrin, Lennie asked me for advice. Now Lennie has three
gorgeous
college-age daughters, so I had Lennie get them some cute little
outfits,
tight tops and tight short-shorts, similar to what the Hooters
girls wear.
We had the following message boldly printed on the butt end of the
shorts
and across the bust area of the tops:

"I MONITOR 52 SIMPLEX"

In less that 24 hours, Lennie sold all his 52 simplex radios at
five times
the
original asking price and had to order more. Every male ham of any
age swamped Lennie's radio store and demanded a 52 simplex radio.

NOTE FOR HANS: It is not the message that is so important, as how
you
communicate the message.

Very classy on his part.

In his next "smart business move" will he just move his Hooters-girl
lookalike daughters into prostitution?

Disgusting!

Folks...sex, or the suggestion of it, sells everything in this
country...Even those who argue AGAINST "sex" are using it to thier
advantage by the mere suggestion of it. (Before "NYPD Blue" ever hit
the airwaves, Jerry Falwell and his ilk were protesting it. The
producers said the best advertisement they could get was Jerry railing
against it!)

I think the idea was cute.

Also, we have people fussing about the "greying, all white male"
demographic of Amateur Radio in the United States...so maybe this gave
it a kick in the rear...? We're not talking about child pornography
here...Young ADULT women, the same like of which adorn the sidelines of
any NFL game on Monday Nights, showing some booty and cleavage to get
YOU to look twice. It works. Deal with it.

Of course there will always be the "we could do it without that"
contingent...But that contingent hasn't done a whole lot to promote the
program either. So...given your choice between a poster with Fred Maia
or Gordon West promoting Amateur Radio, or a diverse selection of
scantilly clad cheerleaders holding HT's I am sure none of whom are
licensed to operate...which do you think would garner more
"check-outs"...?!?!

73

Steve, K4YZ

I have no idea what that rambling BS particular post was trying to say, but
I am still waing to hear what exploitation this so-called "smart
businessman" engaged his poor, ignorant daughters in in an attempt tomake
afe buck trying to sell some cheap radios.

That story is so pathetic, I DARE that miserable piece of sh*t to e-mail me
directly (not post on a newsgroup like a chickensh*t) and tell me how much
profit he generated from his ignorant daughters' asses. My guess is that if
he tells the truth, I can generate that from my friggin' pocket, send it to
him, and save 2 or 3 girls that happened to be born to one of the dregs of
society from at least a little embarassment.

Let's hear it, BIG-TIME OPERATOR!!!!!!!



"K4YZ" wrote in message
ups.com...

Dave B. wrote:
"Rabbi Phil" wrote in message
...
My friend Lennie Schwartz owns a radio store and was stuck with
close
to a hundred 52 simplex radios he could not sell. As his Rabbi &
chief
Sanhedrin, Lennie asked me for advice. Now Lennie has three
gorgeous
college-age daughters, so I had Lennie get them some cute little
outfits,
tight tops and tight short-shorts, similar to what the Hooters
girls wear.
We had the following message boldly printed on the butt end of the
shorts
and across the bust area of the tops:

"I MONITOR 52 SIMPLEX"

In less that 24 hours, Lennie sold all his 52 simplex radios at
five times
the
original asking price and had to order more. Every male ham of any
age swamped Lennie's radio store and demanded a 52 simplex radio.

NOTE FOR HANS: It is not the message that is so important, as how
you
communicate the message.

Very classy on his part.

In his next "smart business move" will he just move his Hooters-girl
lookalike daughters into prostitution?

Disgusting!

Folks...sex, or the suggestion of it, sells everything in this
country...Even those who argue AGAINST "sex" are using it to thier
advantage by the mere suggestion of it. (Before "NYPD Blue" ever hit
the airwaves, Jerry Falwell and his ilk were protesting it. The
producers said the best advertisement they could get was Jerry railing
against it!)

I think the idea was cute.

Also, we have people fussing about the "greying, all white male"
demographic of Amateur Radio in the United States...so maybe this gave
it a kick in the rear...? We're not talking about child pornography
here...Young ADULT women, the same like of which adorn the sidelines of
any NFL game on Monday Nights, showing some booty and cleavage to get
YOU to look twice. It works. Deal with it.

Of course there will always be the "we could do it without that"
contingent...But that contingent hasn't done a whole lot to promote the
program either. So...given your choice between a poster with Fred Maia
or Gordon West promoting Amateur Radio, or a diverse selection of
scantilly clad cheerleaders holding HT's I am sure none of whom are
licensed to operate...which do you think would garner more
"check-outs"...?!?!

73

Steve, K4YZ

Dave B. wrote:
I have no idea what that rambling BS particular post was trying to
say, but
I am still waing to hear what exploitation this so-called "smart
businessman" engaged his poor, ignorant daughters in in an attempt
tomake
afe buck trying to sell some cheap radios.

That story is so pathetic, I DARE that miserable piece of sh*t to
e-mail me
directly (not post on a newsgroup like a chickensh*t) and tell me how
much
profit he generated from his ignorant daughters' asses. My guess is
that if
he tells the truth, I can generate that from my friggin' pocket, send
it to
him, and save 2 or 3 girls that happened to be born to one of the
dregs of
society from at least a little embarassment.

Let's hear it, BIG-TIME OPERATOR!!!!!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

What is a "Dave B" and who gives a rat's kazoo about his dares?

Steve, K4YZ

K4YZ wrote:
Dave B. wrote:
I have no idea what that rambling BS particular post was trying to
say, but
I am still waing to hear what exploitation this so-called "smart
businessman" engaged his poor, ignorant daughters in in an attempt
tomake
afe buck trying to sell some cheap radios.

That story is so pathetic, I DARE that miserable piece of sh*t to
e-mail me
directly (not post on a newsgroup like a chickensh*t) and tell me
how
much
profit he generated from his ignorant daughters' asses. My guess
is
that if
he tells the truth, I can generate that from my friggin' pocket,
send
it to
him, and save 2 or 3 girls that happened to be born to one of the
dregs of
society from at least a little embarassment.

Let's hear it, BIG-TIME OPERATOR!!!!!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

What is a "Dave B" and who gives a rat's kazoo about his dares?

Steve, K4YZ

What about all of Steve's dares?