Fatass IARN hamfest groupie wrote:
Awwwww bull****!
Everyone knows you go get some beef liver
at the meat counter in the grocery store then
heat it up in the microwave, put it in a plastic
bag with a dic-sized hole in it and go to town......

Sheesh! Pumpkins!! You damm kids know nothing these days!


Lloyd still plays pretend he is a "time lord" and has Dr. Who, Star
Wars and Star Trek dolls he plays with instead of a woman.

wrote in message
ups.com...

Lardass Lloyd THE COWARD wrote:
BWAHAHAHAHA another one for the archives two test.

Sort of like

The Great Pumpkin
Birmingham Post-Herald
October 14, 2000


Police arrested Lloyd A. Davies, a 27 year old white male, resident of
Athens, Alabama in the Anderson Pumpkin patch at 11:38pm Friday. Davies

will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency,
and public intoxication at the Athens Municipal Courthouse Monday. The
suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he
decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and
there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there
wasn't." he stated in a phone interview from the Athens Municipal
Courthouse Jail.
Davies went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road,
picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut
a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need". "I guess I
was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
embarrassment. In the process, Torrance apparently failed to notice the

Athens Municipal police car approaching and was unaware of his audience

until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual
situation, sure." said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Davies) and
he's... just working away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davies. "I

just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are
screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised as you'd expect, and then
looked me straight in the face and said,
'A pumpkin? Damn... is it midnight already?"

assraped an_old_friend wrote:
wrote:
Not too smart Lloyd wrote:
but you are lloyd

You said I was Steve.

wrote:
lied again

sucked off an old friend wrote:
wrote:
lied again

Wrong, chid molester Markie.

Not Cocksucker Lloyd wrote:
sucked off an old friend wrote:
wrote:
lied again

Wrong, chid molester Markie.

right

and it is you that writes and post ads for kiddy porn

all the evience say you are the one that molests kids

assraped an Old friend wrote:
Not Cocksucker Lloyd wrote:
sucked off an old friend wrote:
wrote:
lied again

Wrong, chid molester Markie.

right

Wrong, stupid.

and it is you that writes and post ads for kiddy porn

all the evience say you are the one that molests kids

But you said you wanted your stockpile of it sold.

an_old_friend
makes kiddie porn for Lloyd Davies to sell!