Cop 1 What was the discription of the suspect?
Cop 2 bald with grey hair

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Dwayne
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BC895/

Cop 1 What was the discription of the suspect?
Cop 2 bald with grey hair

Maybe the suspect was nekkid. ;-)

Wait, if IT is grey, that would have been disgusting to see!

In article v6Esb.138717$ao4.442621@attbi_s51,
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Cop 1 What was the discription of the suspect?
Cop 2 bald with grey hair

Maybe the suspect was nekkid. ;-)

Wait, if IT is grey, that would have been disgusting to see!


Thanks for putting that ugly thought in my head
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Dwayne
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BC895/

"Dwayne" wrote in message
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Cop 1 What was the discription of the suspect?
Cop 2 bald with grey hair


Ha ha, that's great. Is there a site somewhere with a collection of funny
scanner quotes or recordings? Cop radio "outtakes" perhaps?

Noah wrote:

"Dwayne" wrote in message
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Cop 1 What was the discription of the suspect?
Cop 2 bald with grey hair


Ha ha, that's great. Is there a site somewhere with a collection of funny
scanner quotes or recordings? Cop radio "outtakes" perhaps?


My favourites a

"In pursuit of xxxxxx, Northbound on Bank Street."
"That's me you're chasing."


"I need a sergeant for a single vehicle accident."
"Why?"
"It's my vehicle."

Dave

Cop 1 What was the discription of the suspect?
Cop 2 bald with grey hair


Ha ha, that's great.

Yeah, great that idiots like that are on our streets with guns telling us what
to do.

All I hear are cops getting ****ed off all day that everyone is wearing their
seatbelt and they haven't been able to pull anyone over for it all day
long. Made the mistake of giving that tape to the local news station.
Now that channel is scrambled.

Gee, poor cops. Why not see what is going on at the donut shop again?

"solong" wrote in message
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Cop 1 What was the discription of the suspect?
Cop 2 bald with grey hair


Ha ha, that's great.

Yeah, great that idiots like that are on our streets with guns telling us
what
to do.

All I hear are cops getting ****ed off all day that everyone is wearing
their
seatbelt and they haven't been able to pull anyone over for it all day
long. Made the mistake of giving that tape to the local news station.
Now that channel is scrambled.

Gee, poor cops. Why not see what is going on at the donut shop again?

Here's one for you......

Officer #`1 - Call going down, female cop gets injured. She calls in -
officer down.
County clears the airwaves to get a general area. They respond help. They
ask for the air to stay clean of non emergency traffic.
Officer #2 - is trying to contact her to get to her.
Officer #3 - comes on after being asked NOT to do any license tags for a few
to do what? ASK FOR ONE.
Officer #2 comes on and says.. HEY, CLEAR THE FU(#!ING AIR, WE HAVE AN
OFFICER DOWN.
Officer #3 says I need a tag run, it will only be a minute. He is then
reminded of keeping the air clean
Officer #2 says CLEAR THE AIR, THAT DAMNED TAG CAN WAIT. IF you don't like
it, meet me after this is over.
County - OK PEOPLE, we have an emergency in progress, let's act
professional.

G.W.

Yeah, great that idiots like that are on our streets with guns telling us
what
to do.

Did you ever think that the policeman was describing the individual as being
bald on top with gray on the sides? Of course not, you're too busy laughing at
your own 'wit'.

If's easy to sit on your ass and criticize other people who are trying to do a
serious job without being crippled or killed doing it.

Your 'donut shop' quip was so original and amusing, too.




James S. Prine
http://hometown.aol.com/jsprine/

In article ,
othanks says...
Yeah, great that idiots like that are on our streets with guns telling us
what
to do.

Did you ever think that the policeman was describing the individual as being
bald on top with gray on the sides? Of course not, you're too busy laughing at
your own 'wit'.

If's easy to sit on your ass and criticize other people who are trying to do a
serious job without being crippled or killed doing it.

Your 'donut shop' quip was so original and amusing, too.




James S. Prine
http://hometown.aol.com/jsprine/



Get a sence of humor. For Gods sake why does everyone have to be so
serious and bitch about everything here. It seems that one post cant go
by without some smart ass response.
--
Dwayne
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BC895/

"James S. Prine" wrote:

Did you ever think that the policeman was
describing the individual as being bald on
top with gray on the sides? Of course not,
you're too busy laughing at your own 'wit'.

If's easy to sit on your ass and criticize other
people who are trying to do a serious job
without being crippled or killed doing it.

Your 'donut shop' quip was so original and
amusing, too.


You need to lighten up, James. The thought of a bald man described as
having grey hair is indeed funny, regardless of the real intent of the
description. There is no criticism of anybody in that. As for the comment
about the donut shop, Dwayne (the person who posted the "grey hair" message
you replied to with the above) didn't say that - someone else did. And,
around here, because cops still do tend to hang out at donut shops on the
night shift, those jokes still have some humor left. While local cops may be
slightly irritated by those jokes (because there may be some truth in them),
I haven't met one yet that is truly that offended.


Dwight Stewart (W5NET)

http://www.qsl.net/w5net/