Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

Things I have learned from watching the news about Hurricane Katrina on TV
when I could have been swl.



01. The hurricane only hit black family properties.



02. New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the
hurricane.



03. Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.



04. New Orleans has no white people.



05. The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama
resident.



06. When you are hungry after a hurricane steal big screen TV and Nike
footwear.



07. The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans,
and now the city has no welfare recipients, looters, or gangs; they have
moved
to your city.



08. White folks don't make good news stories.



09. Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you,
instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet.



10. Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue
efforts.



11. Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you and
give you money for being stupid.



12. Damn, I feel so sorry for all those black folks.



13. Oh, and it is all George Bush's fault.

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

What I learned from tv.Don't mess with the children from the village of
the damned.They will use their eyes to cast a spell on you and cause you
to commit suicide.
cuhulin

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

Texas Starr,she sent me an email about Heineken's new beer promotion.It
shows a picture of a looter wading through the flood waters of New
Orleans and he is carrying a case of Heineken beer in the glass
bottles.Looters prefer Heineken Beer,it says.
cuhluin

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

I went to my bedroom to look for a book,I could see through my window
over to her kitchen window,(the Bell South woman) she is in there
combing her hair.I need to get my beauty sleep now.
cuhulin

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

Well, there is a tendancy for TV to cover the best and most easily
available pictures (if it bleeds it leads) and for those with power
and money to be able to better avoid some bad things. (if you don't
have a car, you were much less likely to have evacuated well before
the storm)

I believe in 1927, when there was a big flood on the Missippi, New
Orleans, then having all the area power and wealth, opened some levees
thus flooding rural areas with less power and wealth. It promised to
compensate the rural areas but never did. There are also numerous
stories from 1927, from various areas, of the poor, especially blacks,
being treated much worse than the whites.

There's an article in Saturday's NY Times about small towns
complaining that they're not getting coverage of damage.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/01/na...l/01flood.html

That was the end of his shrimping business, and his town too. "All
everyone out there is worried about is Houston and New Orleans," he
said, pulling on a cigarette. "We're sick of it. This storm hit
Cameron Parish 10 times what it hit New Orleans, and nobody even knows
it."

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

That Mississippi River Flood flooded much more than some areas in
Louisiana,it flooded a lot of areas in some other states too,including
here in Mississippi. www.devilfinder.com The Mississippi River
Flood of 1927.

I do not believe anybody in Louisiana or anywhere else during that flood
of 1927 opened some Levves to flood other areas on purpose,that is
rediulous to believe that.You should stop reading the NY Slimes,that rag
is one of the lieiest Commie rags in the World.
cuhulin

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

Say there brother Joel.Did you used to be a newspaper journalist or
commentator or opinionist or something like that? That name seems kind
of familiar somehow.
cuhulin

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

The Newspaper Of Record,Figurativley Speaking. www.worldtribune.com
Michelle Malkin's article about the NY Slimes rag.No wonder those people
are so Stupid! if they read that NY Slimes Commie rag.
cuhulin

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

After she combed her hair (it isn't my fault there aren't any curtains
on her kitchen window and I could see her from the top down about six
inches down past the top of her shoulders) I saw what looked like to me
a yellow plastic mop handle waving around,then I saw her going through
the motions as if she was mopping her kitchen floor.Oh well,that's the
way the mop flops,I reckon.This morning she said she has two dogs and
she is going to build a dog pen (that means I will be doing most of the
work) in her yard for her dogs.
cuhulin

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

m II wrote:

wrote:

I went to my bedroom to look for a book,I could see through my window
over to her kitchen window,(the Bell South woman) she is in there
combing her hair.

She must be a REAL DOG if *you* are interested...

mike

Cuhulin was just marking his territory ;-)

JB

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

She is very pretty and has a real nice body.
cuhulin

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

You are SICK m II,YOU REALLY ARE SICK! I sure am GLAD I am not you.
cuhulin

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 04:41:44 GMT, m II wrote:

wrote:
This morning she said she has two dogs and
she is going to build a dog pen (that means I will be doing most of the
work) in her yard for her dogs.


How long has your stud service been active? I didn't think cross species
fertilization was possible.



mike
it isn't ............ there are some things even a dog won't do

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

m II wrote:

wrote:

Sick? You are certainly in a position to know sickness. I am also happy
you aren't me.

Most of us are happy we aren't you as well.

I'd have to reconsider my opposition to suicide.

Well, perhaps you'll reconsider, soon.

dxAce
Michigan
USA

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

m II wrote:

wrote:

She is very pretty and has a real nice body.

..and in your opinion, supported by four rather shapely legs...

When will you be pronounced 'man and woof'?

mike

I can just see the 2 of them swapping dog collars!

JB

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

You really are SICK m II.That's one of the things about y'all
Canadians.y'all believe every lie that comes along.I am taking my little
doggy to the vet this month for her once a year annual checkup.Why don't
you be there too?
cuhulin

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

My doggy doesn't have fleas.I apply a tube of Frontline (you probally
don't know what that is) to the top of her neck the 15th day of each
month and I give her a Heartguard tablet (you probally don't know what
that is either) on the first day of each month and I give her Chicken
Soup For The Dog Lovers Soul www.chickensoupforthepetloverssoul.com
dog food.Dog is healthier than I am and she eats better food than I eat
too.The only time she wears a collar is when I put her dog collar (I
paid $17.00 for that dog collar) on her and I snap her dog leash
www.flexiusa.com (the one with a 26 foot long line on it,I paid about
$30.00 for that dog leash) on her collar and I take her out in the yard.
cuhulin

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

dxAce wrote:

m II wrote:

wrote:

Sick? You are certainly in a position to know sickness. I am also happy
you aren't me.

Most of us are happy we aren't you as well.

I'd have to reconsider my opposition to suicide.

Well, perhaps you'll reconsider, soon.


You first, Bozo..




mike

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

m II wrote:

dxAce wrote:

m II wrote:

wrote:

Sick? You are certainly in a position to know sickness. I am also happy
you aren't me.

Most of us are happy we aren't you as well.

I'd have to reconsider my opposition to suicide.

Well, perhaps you'll reconsider, soon.

You first, Bozo..

All talk and no action once again, brain stem?

Say it ain't so!

dxAce
Michigan
USA

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

Vote: Dumbest Moron on Earth: m II.
cuhulin

Things you learn from tv instead of swl about Katrina
 

dxAce wrote:

brain stem


Congratulations. A new phrase you've just discovered. Use it ten times
daily for another five months, as you're inclined to do, and you won't
have to look up the spelling ever again.





mike