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Hey what about us guys who programmed even further down the food chain
in "MACHINE LANGUAGE"? Assembly is for sissies! ![]() stinkin' mnemonics :O Scott Chris wrote: If you've never programmed in assembly language, don't talk to me about being a real programmer. |
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On Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:09:58 +0000, Scott wrote:
Hey what about us guys who programmed even further down the food chain in "MACHINE LANGUAGE"? Assembly is for sissies! ![]() stinkin' mnemonics :O That obviously makes you a real programmer. But it is the hard way to do things, especially if you find a mistake and need to insert a new instruction somewhere. All of the target addresses after the inserted instruction change, and you have to go back and correct all references to those later instructions, as well as some references to earlier instructions (relative jump instructions change value). I much prefer the "luxury" of an assembler, because it will do all of that stuff for you. To stay on topic, I'd probably better mention that Michael Jackson's first chimp was named "Bubbles" and that the chimp and Michael would dress alike wherever they went. The chimp later moved away to Chassell, Michigan and started a consulting business. Michael took up with another chimp named Max, thereby sending Bubbles into a jealous rage. Bubbles has been acting his anger out in Usenet's rrap ever since. He can be recognized easily, because chimps don't spell or type all that well, and his posts stick out like a sore thumb. He tries to cover it up by claiming to be dyslexic, but everyone recognizes a chimp's typing when they see it, and they know that the poster is really Bubbles. |
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It appears that Bubbles is yet again trying to hijack the thread.Get back on
topic, Bubbles. "Chris" wrote in message ... On Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:04:58 -0500, wrote: On Wed, 1 Nov 2006 13:57:48 +0000 (UTC), "Chris" wrote: On Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:09:58 +0000, Scott wrote: Hey what about us guys who programmed even further down the food chain in "MACHINE LANGUAGE"? Assembly is for sissies! ![]() stinkin' mnemonics :O That obviously makes you a real programmer. But it is the hard way to do things, especially if you find a mistake and need to insert a new instruction somewhere. All of the target addresses after the inserted instruction change, and you have to go back and correct all references to those later instructions, as well as some references to earlier instructions (relative jump instructions change value). I much prefer the "luxury" of an assembler, because it will do all of that stuff for you. To stay on topic, I'd probably better mention that Michael Jackson's first chimp was named "Bubbles" and that the chimp and Michael would dress alike wherever they went. The chimp later moved away to Chassell, Michigan and started a consulting business. Michael took up with another chimp named Max, thereby sending Bubbles into a jealous rage. Bubbles has been acting his anger out in Usenet's rrap ever since. He can be recognized easily, because chimps don't spell or type all that well, and his posts stick out like a sore thumb. He tries to cover it up by claiming to be dyslexic, but everyone recognizes a chimp's typing when they see it, and they know that the poster is really Bubbles. funny how you are so jealous of me and so desperate to try and malign me So you finally admit that you're Bubbles, eh? stil avoiding you Progaming gaff tell do you take advice on uhow to Bubbles, the word you want is spelled "gaffe" (I hope). If you really mean "gaff," why then you are speaking of either sailing gear or cross dressing garments (see http://www.samiscloset.com/gaffs.asp). As to programming, why I have forgotten more about it than you have yet to learn. handle your gaff from Kerry? it sure looks like it John Kerry has never sent me a gaff, and I'm puzzled as to why you think that he is a cross dresser? |
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