"Al Patrick" wrote in message
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I DID NOT dream this up. I just received it in an email and thought it
a bit funny. I also thought it just might apply to one or two in this
group who could laugh along with us. :-)

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My wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "Just
so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on
some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull
the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of my beer!

Note to self: a dying will is better than a living will.