On april 1st, I will host the 1st annual group members convention in
Intercourse, PA. Bring you boat anchors and plenty of lube. You will
need the lube for the different circle jerk meetings. You can swap
spit, your fat wives, boat anchors, nerdy facts, geeky stories and even
your sister! The cost for admission is a pair of your mamas soiled
panties. We will have testicle sack races, foreskin tug of war, and
don't forget sword fighting. At night we can sit around the camp fire
and reminese about Hal Turner, Bill Cooper, and all of the other losers
of shortwave gone by. On April 2nd we are going to have a shortwave
DXing contest. The winner will be crowned with a crown made up of old
radio tubes and knobs. Then we will have a knob polishing contest. The
prize winner for that gets a free trip to San Fan., CA.
There will be a dress code. You must have a pocket protector, black
polyester pants, white short sleave shirt, white socks, black shoes and
a white hanky. No exceptions. To make your reservation call
1-800-565-6656.

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