Hail Eris! On Fri, 18 Aug 2006 07:05:04 -0700, an old friend wrote:
TransWench wrote:
I was busily flonking away in %g, when The Goddess Eris Herself suddenly
made me reply to Mr. Hammington:
an old friend wrote:
donttrythisathome wrote:
"an old freind" wrote...
by truly spamming the ng which of course various parties will
insist it perfectly ok further highlighting the true motives of
the Wismen and Robeson

I think both of them should hop up on each other's shoulders and
tell the other "I love you".

for the own sake perhaps but mental help or take out from dr k would
be a better for the rest of us

STFU Marqueer................
lunch is served,now go feast of the **** bag.

Man, if Cletis Perkins hadn't already beaten you to the punch, I think
I'd be nominating all the rec.radio.* 'phobes for a Busted Urinal at
once...As it is, the sheer "****ing ****-ness" of his posts will win him
that "coveted" trophy, but you guys are a shoo-in for next month,
especially with Wiseman among you. I mean, Mark's merely boring, hence
the Golden Killfile nom, but you lot just plain stink up the joint. You
deserve proper recognition, you do.

Boring is the point Trans I can be very boring when I choose thus the
effort to crosspost and trol for your attentions

Oh, so you're _trying_ to earn the Golden Killfile award, are you? Well,
then carry on. I wouldn't want to deprive you of the "honour" of being
named the most boring k00k of August 2006. If net.suicide is what you're
after, don't let me stop you. I hope you don't mind if we(tinw) use your
radio groups to drive the trolls in rmcr bug**** -- not that you minding
would stop us(tinu), but still.

OTOH IF the omplied threat were carried out I wonder how many posters
would drop off the web at once 20 or so I think

What, you mean they're such wusses they'd stop posting to usenet and get
lives, if we(tinw) nominate them for, then vote them winners of, the
Busted Urinal? I guess they'll jointly win "Coward of the Month", the
following month, then.

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A sad little top-poster with the nym of "Choirboy" once lamed:

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Joseph Bartlo wrote:
A big mean meanie and heavyweight kookologist responding to my text
and making me look like a colossal idiot. No more whinges to this mean
person who keeps pounding my ass into the ground - you go on the lits
of people who have trounced me. The state I left that group was
embarassing to me. There were too many posts to follow them all, and I
know a lot of people were saying mean things about me - but a few
sucked up. So it was best at that point rather than to browse all the
crap to simply make a standard post telling people a lot of bull****
I'd just made up. I did that on many other groups, but the war is only
fought here. If anyone thinks I am the least bit kidding, consider how
long this has been going, how little I have accomplished (i.e., how
much the mean, mean kookologists have changed everything), and that I
have a lot of goats to blow.
-- in MID:

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lgate.org

"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:


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No-one expects the Fannish Inquisition!

Lola Stonewall Riot wrote:
Hail Eris! On Fri, 18 Aug 2006 07:05:04 -0700, an old friend wrote:
TransWench wrote:
I was busily flonking away in %g, when The Goddess Eris Herself suddenly

Boring is the point Trans I can be very boring when I choose thus the
effort to crosspost and trol for your attentions

Oh, so you're _trying_ to earn the Golden Killfile award, are you?
no just trying to deal with a true net kook woger who you have choosen
to assist

"Lola Stonewall Riot" wrote in message
news
Hail Eris! On Fri, 18 Aug 2006 07:05:04 -0700, an old friend wrote:
TransWench wrote:
I was busily flonking away in %g, when The Goddess Eris Herself suddenly
made me reply to Mr. Hammington:
an old friend wrote:
donttrythisathome wrote:
"an old freind" wrote...
by truly spamming the ng which of course various parties will
insist it perfectly ok further highlighting the true motives of
the Wismen and Robeson

I think both of them should hop up on each other's shoulders and
tell the other "I love you".

for the own sake perhaps but mental help or take out from dr k would
be a better for the rest of us

STFU Marqueer................
lunch is served,now go feast of the **** bag.

Man, if Cletis Perkins hadn't already beaten you to the punch, I think
I'd be nominating all the rec.radio.* 'phobes for a Busted Urinal at
once...As it is, the sheer "****ing ****-ness" of his posts will win him
that "coveted" trophy, but you guys are a shoo-in for next month,
especially with Wiseman among you. I mean, Mark's merely boring, hence
the Golden Killfile nom, but you lot just plain stink up the joint. You
deserve proper recognition, you do.

Boring is the point Trans I can be very boring when I choose thus the
effort to crosspost and trol for your attentions

Oh, so you're _trying_ to earn the Golden Killfile award, are you? Well,
then carry on. I wouldn't want to deprive you of the "honour" of being
named the most boring k00k of August 2006. If net.suicide is what you're
after, don't let me stop you. I hope you don't mind if we(tinw) use your
radio groups to drive the trolls in rmcr bug**** -- not that you minding
would stop us(tinu), but still.

OTOH IF the omplied threat were carried out I wonder how many posters
would drop off the web at once 20 or so I think

What, you mean they're such wusses they'd stop posting to usenet and get
lives, if we(tinw) nominate them for, then vote them winners of, the
Busted Urinal? I guess they'll jointly win "Coward of the Month", the
following month, then.

LMFAO! I can't wait for the votes to come in, considering the amount of
net.kooks from RRCB and RRAP that have excellent chances of winning.