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Smartest Man / Woman in the Universe
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[ ] Tony Blair
[ ] HVAC
[ ] Lucifer
[ ] The "saucerheads"
[ ] Dave Hillstrom
[ ] nightbat
[ ] Cujo
[ ] Gregor Perleman
[ ] Andrew Wyles
[ ] Kali
[ ] Dr. Dan
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


Handsomest Man on the Planet
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[ ] Tony Blair
[ ] HVAC
[ ] Lucifer
[ ] The "saucerheads"
[ ] Dave Hillstrom
[ ] nightbat
[ ] Dr. Dan
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


Most Beautiful Woman on the Planet
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[ ] Cujo
[ ] Kali
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


Novel Idea of the Month
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[ ] Not the Mad Inventor
[ ] Lucifer
[ ] The "saucerheads"
[ ] nightbat
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


Most Helpful Answer to a Question
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[ ] HVAC:
How much dick do you suck per day?
On average.

[ ] Lucifer:
No quote provided

[ ] The "saucerheads":
No quote provided

[ ] nightbat:
No quote provided

[ ] Card XII:
You, on the other hand, need to have a glass plate inserted in
your belly so you can see where you're walking.

[ ] Write-in:

[ ] None of the Above


Courageous Hero of the Month
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[ ] Tony Blair
[ ] HVAC
[ ] Lucifer
[ ] The "saucerheads"
[ ] Dave Hillstrom
[ ] nightbat
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


Flamewar Diffusing Award
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[ ] HVAC
[ ] Lucifer
[ ] The "saucerheads"
[ ] nightbat
[ ] Card XII
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


Inspiring Quote of the Month
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[ ] Au (satire of Tony Blair):
It is right that all children (except celebrities and politicians), should
be on a Nazi database, to help paedophiles find their next victims, and for
New Liebour to make sure the children grow up to vote "the right way."

[ ] Tom Lowry:
Martin Shacklefiord , who has indeed given us , over the years ,
some pretty tasty tid bits of post-mortem mayham , interchangable words
and in general a CT circus atmosphere , whose ambiance has been
variously described , by fellow poster's here , as being equal to a
snoring cow in a pasture , who had been filled with a terrible resolve
to evacuate his bowels , immediately if not sooner !

[ ] HVAC:
How much dick do you suck per day?
On average.

[ ] Lucifer:
No quote provided

[ ] The "saucerheads":
No quote provided

[ ] nightbat:
No quote provided

[ ] Write-in:

[ ] None of the Above


Best Signature
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[ ] Tony Blair

[ ] HVAC:
--
"Twonky can't count to ten without ****ing it up" -TimK Of course

[ ] Son of Discord:
"Son of Discord"

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
" . . The bible is crap, people who believe it
are idiots, and blasphemy is a victimless
crime because the whole fetid pile of
christianic mythology is a ficticious crock of ****."
-Stix, undefeated former Warlord of the BAAWA
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

[ ] The "saucerheads"

[ ] nightbat:
dismissed,
the nightbat

[ ] Write-in:

[ ] None of the Above


Most Accurate Information
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[ ] Au (satire of Tony Blair):
I am not leaving #10, my MP's are spineless wimps, they will never oust me
from office like Thatcher.

[ ] HVAC
[ ] Lucifer
[ ] The "saucerheads"
[ ] nightbat
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


Other Awards
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These are awards that have been suggested by other posters.
They are not necessarily endorsed by the United Front.
If you do not approve of one or more of these awards, be
sure to vote "None of the Above."


Best suicide post-it note
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


Lambeador motht modetht in victory
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


For succeeding in living three minutes on the minimum wage
[ ] Congress
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


The world's simplest alphabet
[ ] Two way penograms
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


The world's most mismatched nostrils, often likened to a missile silo and
that big pore on your aunt's left cheek.
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


The healthest cereal in existence -- composed of sixty-five high grain
fibers and comes with a free Depends.
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


The works worst hairlball coughed up by politics
[ ] Missionaries on mars
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


Figured out Jean Paul Sartre was a
figment of Pinkie Lee's imagination years before Albert Camus.
[ ] Efro Efrop from Freemont, Kentucky
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


A stripper so dedidicated she cause a vomit flood
while giving birth to twins during a pole dance.
[ ] Happy McKneel
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


Most curliest cock
[ ] "2 limes and a banana":
I have the most curliest cock. You should
see it. In the old times I used to whip it out and cast it across the
river while fish jumped at it and took bites; but I realed it in. Oh
God yes I did. While semening as it goes in the great sky what can I
say?
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


Dumbest man in the Universe
[ ] Bush
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


Ugliest man on the Planet
[ ] Bush
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


Stupidest Idea of the month
[ ] By Bush: more power for USA, less power
for arabs
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


Least helpful
[ ] Bush
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


Biggest chicken
[ ] Bush
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


Skinhead award
[ ] Bush
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


Worst signature
[ ] Gregory Brush
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


Least accurate information
[ ] Again, the supremacist who wishes to erect
iraq as the ideal arab
nation for all arab countries, for all arab people, their regime
hitler, bush.
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


Most mentally retarded Alpine Nazi goat humper
[ ] Chuckweasel C Boner
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


BeSTedestor Pen0r
[ ] Dave Hillstrom
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


MOStedoreo picSSS oF teH PEnor
[ ] Dave Hillstrom
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


BIGGest SpAnK of aris humor
[ ] Dave Hillstrom
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


Dictionary pic beside "penis"
[ ] Dave Hillstrom
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


Greatest Idiots On The Net
[ ] "AUK coffeeboys"
[ ] Write-in:
[ ] None of the Above


-- Nth Complexity --
-- Have A Nice Day! --
"However, these criteria, admirable as they are, are insufficient
for a *liberatory* postmodern science: they liberate human beings
from the tyranny of 'absolute truth' and 'objective reality', but
not necessarily from the tyranny of other human beings. In Andrew
Ross' words, we need a science 'that will be publicly answerable
and of some service to progressive interests.'" -- A.D.S.





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