The whole story, up to now….



(Knock at the door) Aaron opens door wearing his skimpiest thong underwear

Aaron: Hi Sparky! How are you!

Sparky: I'm good Aaron. Is dinner ready?

Aaron: Almost. In the meantime, you can snack on me, but we need to hurry
before George gets here.

Sparkyscreaming) Aaron! Will you shut up with the advances! I already told
you I've started to like women now! Now leave me alone!

Aaron: OK, OK! I just thought we could be like the old days again.

Sparky: No, I'm really going to stick it out this time.

Aaron: (sniffling) Ok Sparky, have it your way. I'll respect your wishes.

Sparky: Where's George? Do we have to wait for him to eat?

Aaron: Yes, he's bringing the salad.

Sparky: OK. Got any snacks?

Aaron: I think so, let me check.

(knock at the door)Aaron answers the door.

Aaronexclaiming) George! My God! What happened to you?

Georgecrying) I was just out minding my own business, following this little
girl, and all the sudden, wham! Her Dad must have seen me and punched me. I had
just asked if she wanted some candy too. I think I could have had her. Then the
Dad pulled out of the window of my Pacer, and beat me some more. I think he
dislocated my shoulder too.

Sparky: Can we eat now?

Aaron: Sparky, can't you see George is hurt? Go get one of the steaks for
George's black eyes. And while you're in the kitchen Sparky, get some ice for
his broken nose and busted lip too.

Sparky: OK, but I ain't eating the steak that you use on George's eyes!

Aaron: OK, whatever!

(Sparky spends fully 5 minutes trying to figure out which steak is the
smallest, so he can have the biggest…then finally he returns)

Aaron: God Sparky! Why did you take a bite out of it? It's raw, for Christ's
sake!

Sparkyunintelligible mumbling caused by mouthful of raw steak)

Aarongrabs steak from Sparky and applies it to George's eyes) There now
George. Is that better? Aaron knows how to make you feel better, doesn't he?

George: Yes Aaron, it's much better now. Thanks, you know I bruise easily.

Aaron: Hey Sparky, light the grill.

Sparky: Hey, those steaks ain't half bad raw! Do we really need to cook them?

Aaron: My God Sparky! Sometimes you act like a Neanderthal! Light the damn
grill!

(Sparky goes out back, turns on the gas, clicks the igniter repeatedly, nothing
happens. Goes back inside for matches and returns)

Aaronjust as Sparky lights the match) NO! STOP!

(loud explosion)

Sparky: (screaming) I'm on fire! Somebody help me!

(Sparky runs back through the house with his beard on fire, screaming for help.
Aaron and George race behind him with teacups filled with water)


Finally, Aaron and George manage to catch Sparky and beat out the fire in
Sparky's beard with the teacups.

Sparky: Thanks guys! That was close! I saw my life flash before my eyes.

Aaron: No prob Sparky. You know we love you.

George: Speak for yourself, Aaron! Faggot!

Sparky: Can we eat now?

George: Well, we could if you hadn't blown up the grill!

Aaron: It's OK Sparky. We'll just grill the steaks on the stove.

Sparky: I don't wanna wait! I'm getting dizzy. My cholesterol must have dropped
below 300.

George: Here, drink this.

Sparky: What is it?

George: Bacon drippings. It will bring the cholesterol level back up in your
blood.

Sparkydrinks greedily) Burp! Thanks George.

George: No problem. Hey Aaron, you still have that "Little Girls Gone Wild"
video?

Aaron: I think so…check over there in the gay porn by the VCR.

George: Faggot! (looks for the tape)

Sparky: I'm hungry! Let's eat.

Aaron: Just hang on a minute. Let me get these damn steaks cooked. (throws the
steaks in the pan)

George: (tearing his eyes off the video) Sparky, get the salad and dressing
ready, will ya? I'm busy now.

Sparky: OK, George. (Sparky sets the table)

Aaron: How do you guys like your steaks?

Sparky: Raw is fine with me.

George: (rubbing his crotch while watching the little girl video) I don't care.
Yeah, raw is fine with me too.

Aaron: (mumbles) Damn weirdo's…

Aaron: (grease splatters on Aaron's hairless chest) Ouch!

George: Aaron, do you mind if I take this video home with me?

Aaron: Sure, take it. You know I don't like females.

George: (under his breath) Faggot!

Sparky: Can we eat now?

Aaron: Yep! Steaks are done. (Aaron places them on the table)

Sparky: I'm first George! That's my steak!

George: Whatever Sparky! Hell, I'm just gonna leave now. (grabs the video and
heads for the door)

Aaron: Where you going, George?

George: Um…uh…I'm not really hungry now. I think I'll just watch this tape
at home.

Sparky: Good! Gimme his steak.

Aaron: OK George, see ya later.

George: Bye


Scene: Much later in the evening after George has gone home to watch his kiddy
porn, we return to find Aaron and Sparky enmeshed in each other's arms.

Aaron: Sparky, I knew you would come around.

Sparky: Well Aaron, I kind of feel guilty…almost as if I'm slipping back into
my old self. I've really tried to kick this man habit, but I can't seem to stop
having feelings for you.

Aaron: Well Sparky, I always knew we were meant for each other.

Sparky: I only ask one thing of you, Aaron.

Aaron: What might that be, Sparky?

Sparky: All I ask is that you don't breath a word of this encounter to George.

Aaron: Fair enough. I know he's a bit of a bigot.

Sparky: Yes he is, but he's still my only real friend. You know, I can't count
the times that he's tried to save me when I've gotten in over my head on the
newsgroup.

Aaron: I know Sparky, and he's done the same for me. I really love him, but I
can't let him know that.

Sparky: So, we're sworn to secrecy, right Aaron?

Aaron: Absolutely! Remember, we did take the ACK pledge.

Sparkychuckles quietly)

Sparky: (tentatively) OK Aaron, I'm all yours.

Scene: Fade to black…


To be continued…

LOL,cut it out george your killin me =]





"FrankSpankMonkey" wrote in message
...

The whole story, up to now..



(Knock at the door) Aaron opens door wearing his skimpiest thong underwear

Aaron: Hi Sparky! How are you!

Sparky: I'm good Aaron. Is dinner ready?

Aaron: Almost. In the meantime, you can snack on me, but we need to hurry
before George gets here.

Sparkyscreaming) Aaron! Will you shut up with the advances! I already
told
you I've started to like women now! Now leave me alone!

Aaron: OK, OK! I just thought we could be like the old days again.

Sparky: No, I'm really going to stick it out this time.

Aaron: (sniffling) Ok Sparky, have it your way. I'll respect your wishes.

Sparky: Where's George? Do we have to wait for him to eat?

Aaron: Yes, he's bringing the salad.

Sparky: OK. Got any snacks?

Aaron: I think so, let me check.

(knock at the door)Aaron answers the door.

Aaronexclaiming) George! My God! What happened to you?

Georgecrying) I was just out minding my own business, following this
little
girl, and all the sudden, wham! Her Dad must have seen me and punched me.
I had
just asked if she wanted some candy too. I think I could have had her.
Then the
Dad pulled out of the window of my Pacer, and beat me some more. I think
he
dislocated my shoulder too.

Sparky: Can we eat now?

Aaron: Sparky, can't you see George is hurt? Go get one of the steaks for
George's black eyes. And while you're in the kitchen Sparky, get some ice
for
his broken nose and busted lip too.

Sparky: OK, but I ain't eating the steak that you use on George's eyes!

Aaron: OK, whatever!

(Sparky spends fully 5 minutes trying to figure out which steak is the
smallest, so he can have the biggest.then finally he returns)

Aaron: God Sparky! Why did you take a bite out of it? It's raw, for
Christ's
sake!

Sparkyunintelligible mumbling caused by mouthful of raw steak)

Aarongrabs steak from Sparky and applies it to George's eyes) There now
George. Is that better? Aaron knows how to make you feel better, doesn't
he?

George: Yes Aaron, it's much better now. Thanks, you know I bruise easily.

Aaron: Hey Sparky, light the grill.

Sparky: Hey, those steaks ain't half bad raw! Do we really need to cook
them?

Aaron: My God Sparky! Sometimes you act like a Neanderthal! Light the damn
grill!

(Sparky goes out back, turns on the gas, clicks the igniter repeatedly,
nothing
happens. Goes back inside for matches and returns)

Aaronjust as Sparky lights the match) NO! STOP!

(loud explosion)

Sparky: (screaming) I'm on fire! Somebody help me!

(Sparky runs back through the house with his beard on fire, screaming for
help.
Aaron and George race behind him with teacups filled with water)


Finally, Aaron and George manage to catch Sparky and beat out the fire in
Sparky's beard with the teacups.

Sparky: Thanks guys! That was close! I saw my life flash before my eyes.

Aaron: No prob Sparky. You know we love you.

George: Speak for yourself, Aaron! Faggot!

Sparky: Can we eat now?

George: Well, we could if you hadn't blown up the grill!

Aaron: It's OK Sparky. We'll just grill the steaks on the stove.

Sparky: I don't wanna wait! I'm getting dizzy. My cholesterol must have
dropped
below 300.

George: Here, drink this.

Sparky: What is it?

George: Bacon drippings. It will bring the cholesterol level back up in
your
blood.

Sparkydrinks greedily) Burp! Thanks George.

George: No problem. Hey Aaron, you still have that "Little Girls Gone
Wild"
video?

Aaron: I think so.check over there in the gay porn by the VCR.

George: Faggot! (looks for the tape)

Sparky: I'm hungry! Let's eat.

Aaron: Just hang on a minute. Let me get these damn steaks cooked. (throws
the
steaks in the pan)

George: (tearing his eyes off the video) Sparky, get the salad and
dressing
ready, will ya? I'm busy now.

Sparky: OK, George. (Sparky sets the table)

Aaron: How do you guys like your steaks?

Sparky: Raw is fine with me.

George: (rubbing his crotch while watching the little girl video) I don't
care.
Yeah, raw is fine with me too.

Aaron: (mumbles) Damn weirdo's.

Aaron: (grease splatters on Aaron's hairless chest) Ouch!

George: Aaron, do you mind if I take this video home with me?

Aaron: Sure, take it. You know I don't like females.

George: (under his breath) Faggot!

Sparky: Can we eat now?

Aaron: Yep! Steaks are done. (Aaron places them on the table)

Sparky: I'm first George! That's my steak!

George: Whatever Sparky! Hell, I'm just gonna leave now. (grabs the video
and
heads for the door)

Aaron: Where you going, George?

George: Um.uh.I'm not really hungry now. I think I'll just watch this tape
at home.

Sparky: Good! Gimme his steak.

Aaron: OK George, see ya later.

George: Bye


Scene: Much later in the evening after George has gone home to watch his
kiddy
porn, we return to find Aaron and Sparky enmeshed in each other's arms.

Aaron: Sparky, I knew you would come around.

Sparky: Well Aaron, I kind of feel guilty.almost as if I'm slipping back
into
my old self. I've really tried to kick this man habit, but I can't seem to
stop
having feelings for you.

Aaron: Well Sparky, I always knew we were meant for each other.

Sparky: I only ask one thing of you, Aaron.

Aaron: What might that be, Sparky?

Sparky: All I ask is that you don't breath a word of this encounter to
George.

Aaron: Fair enough. I know he's a bit of a bigot.

Sparky: Yes he is, but he's still my only real friend. You know, I can't
count
the times that he's tried to save me when I've gotten in over my head on
the
newsgroup.

Aaron: I know Sparky, and he's done the same for me. I really love him,
but I
can't let him know that.

Sparky: So, we're sworn to secrecy, right Aaron?

Aaron: Absolutely! Remember, we did take the ACK pledge.

Sparkychuckles quietly)

Sparky: (tentatively) OK Aaron, I'm all yours.

Scene: Fade to black.


To be continued.

From: (sheik=A0yerbooti) "Twistedhed"
wrote in message
...
From: (sheik yerbooti)
Twitsy, what was your reason for the reply to


this post? "Twistedhed"




__
The question that remains, is what was your reason for replying to your
own post? I merely pointed it out....




You pointed nothing out because that is just it


twisted nutz that was not my post,




You messed up..that's what takes place when you are reduced to talking
to yourself. It most certainly was your post,,,I even isolated your IP#
so you don't miss it this time around....

_


why would I post something deragatory about


myself and the AKC. I just blamed george


because it came from aol and anything that is


posted via aol has to be george according to


you guys.





I claimed nothing of the sort.
Talking to yourself or attacking me will not change what you wrote.






Perhaps you can keep notes so we dont get to

far ahead of you.





You, speaking to yourself, does not constitute "we"...LOL.




As usual you have no clue




It's not about me,,,you screwed up, I merely pointed it out,,,now you're
mad. In turn,,,you must attack.........grow up.




and accuse people


at will with no proof other than opinion.





Look at it again. You made both posts. You merely were called on it and
are having a cow about it. .
__
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LOL,cut it out george your killin me =3D]
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From: "Jacques Strappe" Newsgroups: rec.radio.cb
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wa3moj.... who is next? perhaps you could get
dickie boy cranium to give us his next.
__

"Twistedhed" wrote in message
...
From: (sheik yerbooti
"Twistedhed" wrote in message
...

You pointed nothing out because that is just it


twisted nutz that was not my post,


You messed up..that's what takes place when you are reduced to talking
to yourself. It most certainly was your post,,,I even isolated your IP#
so you don't miss it this time around....
**********************************************
Bull****, the original post to this thread was


most certainly not from me,




I never claimed it was. In fact, I never mentioned the original post at
all. Just the two you wrote and posted...one where you talk to yourself.

Ok twistys I am not going to play ring around the rosey with you your a
jockstrap sniffing fool who has deep mental issues.

Why did you reply to my post then, you said I replied to myself. The
original post was from AOL. Do stay on topic and relevant to the thread. I
replied to a post from aol and you accuse me of replying to myself.







your caught in another lie because how did


you isolate the IP if it was from AOL?





AOL has nothing to do with your posts I cited. AOl wasn't even mentioned
until now. Neither of the posts I cited from you had anything to do with
AOL.
************************************************** ****************

In this thread, which was started by someone from AOL, I replied to this
post. You then claim I am replying to myself, please please stay on topic
and relevant to this thread. Aol was mentioned by me in a previous post, as
I said if you can't keep up have someone explain to you what is going on.





_

LOL Your caught lieing again you heathen



LOL.
_
why would I post something deragatory about


myself and the AKC. I just blamed george


because it came from aol and anything that is


posted via aol has to be george according to


you guys.



I claimed nothing of the sort.Talking to yourself or attacking me will
not change what you wrote.
Exactly, i wrote nothing



But you did, Geogre,,,you wrote this:


From: "sheik yerbooti"
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LOL,cut it out george your killin me =]
___

yet you want to lie again with of course false


accusations and your normal tistsy run around

thread.





Lie? LOL..I merely pointed out both posts originated from the same
person,,the person sharing the 68.45.64.179 comcast address referred to
himself as WA3MOJ and talked to himself in the shown example, calling
himself "Geogre."


Yes either a lie or you are a dumb****, the original post to this thread was
from AOL, I made 1 reply to that post, are you with me so far.

Then you decide to repost another post of mine from a completly different
thread and say I am talking to myself. Lets look at this thread again









ROFLMAO, Your a flat out joke,.




Glad I could get you laughing in addition to your constant bitching and
whining.




Perhaps you can keep notes so we dont get to
far ahead of you.



You, speaking to yourself, does not constitute "we"...LOL.



I am speaking to you jackwad, and only you

As usual you have no clue


It's not about me,,,you screwed up, I merely pointed it out,,,now you're
mad. In turn,,,you must attack.........grow up.


You pointed out nothing jackwad,




Sure I did,,,look at ityet a third time.....

You had better look at it the original thread was from AOL, i replied to it
you then jumped on my post I asked you why you did and you said I am talking
to myself. So I ask how your bringing up ip adreesses and there is just one
iop mine from my 1 post






a person made a troll post from aol about me

frank and a few others,




And had nothing to do with my cited example.
You mention it only in failed obfuscation attempts.


I said cut it out George.


Yes,and I merely pointed it out.


Now please tell me what did you point out and
the funny part how did I screw up ? You better
grow up your ACTING LIKE A 2 YR OLD.

and accuse people

at will with no proof other than opinion.


Look at it again. You made both posts. You merely were called on it and
are having a cow about it. .


What posts have I made ass wipe? i didnt make the original post that was
from aol, you said I am talking to myself your dead wrong.






You are really a asshole twsity, below this is

the original post to this thread, i responded to

it and said cut it out George with the 2nd

below post so you tell me How was i talking to

my self assclown? You pointed out nothing

except your a fool

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Yea,,and they have nothing to do with the following posts,,,both from
the same addy.........I merely pointed out how one claiming to be WA3MOJ
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LOL,cut it out george your killin me =]
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From: "Jacques Strappe" Newsgroups: rec.radio.cb
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--whats your call (snip)

wa3moj.... who is next? perhaps you could get
dickie boy cranium to give us his next.
__
See? Talking to yourself....don't get mad, get over it.



What does this post have to do with this thread? In this post I was asked my
call sign by dickieboy cranium , I gave it and now you are alluding to
something that is drummed up in your pea brain. How the **** am i talking to
myself this post was made on jun 29 in reply to dickhead cranium. Now you
want to somehow connect it to a post by someone from aol cutting up on the
AKC ... I will ask again how are these posts related