Apologies to Steve, Mark, Michelle, and the gang at
rec.crafts.metalworking and rec.woodworking---you folks are definitely
*NOT* trolls.

With that out of the way, let the word go forth that Guy Richards has
found other NGs besides this troll-infested morass named Google. If
you guys from metalworking & woodworking are smart, you'll jump ship
too.

Twisty, behave yourself during your stay in the Crossbar Hotel... and
no more jamming the airwaves when they parole you!

Aaron, cheer up... maybe one of these days, Uncle Sam will give you a
real badge and make you a real G-man! But you absolutely must stop
sending out those bogus communications-violation notices if you want
that badge... Uncle Sam gets a wee bit upset when you do that.

Hagrinas... dude, you should stop holding back and write that book of
yours. Don't be stingy, share some of that knowledge with the rest of
us! You might even have a shot at a Nobel!

Laura... ah, you never learn. That's because you CAN'T learn! Now of
course, you're going to put up a whole ****load of replies to all
those hacker NGs you belong to, but the joke's on you, sister...
because **I'll never read 'em**, hahahahaha!!! You want attention, but
I'm not going to give it to you (and neither does anyone else, judging
from all the no-reply messages you posted on that virus NG). Damn
shame, you could get a job someday if you'd ditch your ****ty
attitude... but hey, it's not my fault your kitty died.

Last (and certainly least), to Ed... you could have really hit it big
with that car-restoration biz of yours. But alas, you thought the
booze tasted so good... one tequila, two tequila, three tequila,
floor. *hic*

Now watch, you dumbass trolls are going to reply to this post, because
you think I'm going to come back and read it. Post reply, slave. Hit
send button, slave. I won, slave. Go ahead, waste all the bandwidth
you want... it is all in vain. ALL IN VAIN, trolls.

If you have something to tell me that's so damn important, you can
e-mail me directly with your usual unoriginal drivel. I just toss all
that crap straight into the delete file anyway. Shot wasted... you
lose.

Now, GOOD RIDDANCE, trolls!!! Hahahahahaaaaa!!!!!

Guy Richards