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Old August 11th 03, 10:20 PM
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Default joke for monday..............

this is about par for the course..............


Quick, Before it Starts

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair,
turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before

it
starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blew her top! "You *******! You waltz in here,
flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to
run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and
wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed, "****, it started..."




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