After having their 11th child, an Redneck
couple decided that was enough because
they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian
and told him that he and his cousin
didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a
procedure called a vasectomy that could
fix the problem but that it was expensive.
"A less costly alternative," said
the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,"

"light it, put it in a beer can,
then hold the can up to your ear
and count to 10."

The Redneck said to the doctor,
"I may not be the smartest tool in the
shed, but I don't see how putting a
cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry
bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

At which point he paused, placed
the beer can between his legs and resumed
counting on his other hand.

This procedure works in Alabama, Tennessee,
Louisiana, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi,
and West Virginia

Definition of the SuperBowl
If 10,000 CB'er's are on the SuperBowl
then only 1000 can be heard some of the times
& only 100 can be heard most of the times
& only 10 can be heard all the time
This is a great example why the bowl is not for the weak!