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Old November 9th 03, 05:38 PM
Keith Hosman
 
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DEAR TIDE:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it
since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the
best.

Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even
better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new
white blouse.

My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how
clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my
white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent,
but it just wouldn't come out.

After a quick trip to the supermarket, I stopped and got a bottle of
liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and
satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out
so well, that some detectives who came by yesterday told me that the
DNA tests were negative and my attorney said that I would no longer be
considered a suspect!

I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta
go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people...

Signed, A relieved menopausal wife.

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Old November 10th 03, 12:38 AM
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Keith Hosman wrote:
DEAR TIDE:

You're an n8 supporter. Eat ****.
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Old November 10th 03, 01:45 AM
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Steveo wrote:
LandfagForges wrote:
Steveo wrote in news:20031109183854.285
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Keith Hosman wrote:
DEAR TIDE:

You're an n8 supporter. Eat ****.


Your an asshole, eat **** . then die.

Make me.


I'll take away your tampons if you don't behave.

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Old November 10th 03, 01:57 AM
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"Moped Is A Sissy" wrote:
Steveo wrote:
LandfagForges wrote:
Steveo wrote in
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Keith Hosman
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DEAR TIDE:

You're an n8 supporter. Eat ****.

Your an asshole, eat **** . then die.

Make me.


I'll take away your tampons if you don't behave.

I'm all natural, son.
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Old November 10th 03, 05:57 AM
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"LandfagForges" wrote in message
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Steveo wrote in news:20031109183854.285
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Keith Hosman wrote:
DEAR TIDE:

You're an n8 supporter. Eat ****.



Your an asshole, eat **** . then die.


Oooooooo, that hurts George....LOL!!!
Truth hurts, doesn't it?

LMAO!!! usual troll fodder.

Landshark


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