WHY GOD INVENTED MENOPAUSE

With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year-old woman
was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged
from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

"May we see the new baby?" one asked.

"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a
while first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the
new baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see
the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?"

"WHEN IT CRIES!" she told them.

"WHEN IT CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until it
CRIES??"

"BECAUSE, I forgot where I put it..."

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KC8TCQ
ARRL Member - ARES
SKYWARN

Who can take a hard dick
Suck out all the goo
Stuff his nose up a butt crack
And rim it real good too

Twistedhed

Oh Twistedhed does

Twistedhed does cuz he mixes jizz with spit
And thinks it tastes real good

Who can bend it over
And beg for throbbing dick
And when he's finished gettin' pumped
Turn around and lick a prick

Twistedhed

Oh Twistedhed does

Twistedhed does cuz he mixes jizz with spit
And thinks it tastes real good

Twistedhed thinks
Faggot keyclown twinks
Are satisfiyng and delicious
Talk about his childhood wishes
He really blows those faggot bitches

Who can hit a truckstop
Announce that he'll be reamed
Collect ten bucks a trucker
And then suck up all the cream

Twistedhed

Twistedhed does

Twistedhed does cuz he mixes jizz with spit
And thinks it tastes real good


Twistedhed thinks
Faggot keyclown twinks
Are satisfiyng and delicious
Talk about his childhood wishes
He really blows those faggot bitches

Sorry Sammy...we could not resist...








Keith Hosman wrote in message . ..
WHY GOD INVENTED MENOPAUSE

With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year-old woman
was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged
from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

"May we see the new baby?" one asked.

"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a
while first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the
new baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see
the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?"

"WHEN IT CRIES!" she told them.

"WHEN IT CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until it
CRIES??"

"BECAUSE, I forgot where I put it..."