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To learn the technical hype about CB Radio without all the TRUTH from
people who are just plain educated, check out the following books from CBC International. Yes thats right dont go to the library and look up an electronic theory book, thats too hard. Dont borrow an ARRL handbook, thats too difficult. your too stupid to understand REAL books. Instead buy MY books, they are full of rumor, voodoo, old wives tales etc. just right for an ignorant ass CBer like YOU! To see exactly what these books look like, plus all the specific, chapter-by-chapter details, see our Web at: www.cbcintl.com Some of the books included a BOOK #1: THE "SCREWDRIVER & PICK AXE EXPERT'S" GUIDE To Peaking Out , Blowing Out, Screwing Up, and Wrecking CB Radios. List $25. The most popular "big dummy's" guide ever published on do-it-yourself CB modifications. By the way it is illegal to mess with your CB radio so if these mods dont work you cant even hold me responsible, ha ha HA! BOOK #2: THE CB SNIP N' CLIP BOOK. List $20. The only complete reference source on CB PLL synthesizer circuits ever published! Detailed PLL theory explained in layman's terms because we know you are too dumb for the real terms. How they work, and how to modify them for many more channels so your ass will be all over the spectrum. BOOK #3: TRYING TO UNDERSTAND CB RADIOS. List $42. Giant 370-page technical book for the professional idiot. Picks up where the "SCREWDRIVER & PICK AXE EXPERT'S" GUIDE leaves off (it leaves of at page 1 ha ha ha ). Includes circuit descriptions & troublemaking guide for 23- & 40-Ch., crystal & PLL, solid-state & tube, AM, FM, SSB, CW, American & export models. This is "must" reading for any dumbass truck stop CB technician! ************************************************** ************************* Who are we? Since 1976, we've been THE sleaziest ham exploiting the stupidity of CBers by selling them screwed up technical information & illegal accessories. Do-it-yourself repairs and modifications are illegal on CB so I will use the lame excuse that they are 10-Meter Ham conversions ha ha ha LOL. Secrets of how to increase power, range, and privacy and lengthen your penis up to 1/2"! DIRECT link to our secure Web Order Form: https://www.cbcintl.com/secure.htm NOTE: Include the "s" in http; otherwise it's not secure! Email: Web: www.cbcintl.com ------------------------------------ Lou Franklin--President K6NH / "Super Sleaze" CBC INTERNATIONAL P.O. Box 30655 Tucson AZ 85751 USA Toll-Free TEL. & FAX: (888) 434-9227 Local TEL. & FAX: (520) 298-7980 |
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