A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an

old farmer for $100.00.



The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.



The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but

I have some bad news, the donkey died last night."



Kenny replied: "Well then, just give me my money back."



The farmer said: "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."



Kenny said: "OK then, just unload the donkey."



The farmer asked: "What ya gonna do with him?"



Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."



Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"



Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."



A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked,

"What happened with that dead donkey?"



Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and

made a profit of $898.00."



Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"



Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars."



Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.