Homosexual behavior in apes can help them become more civilized because it
can help them communicate more freely. Researchers have found that
homosexual behavior is common in apes. They also speculate that
homosexuality is a factor in the survival of the species.

Homosexual behavior may have a civilizing influence among the apes, if not
among human beings

People who work with primates are used to apes' planting affectionate pecks
on their lips. But imagine the surprise of a San Diego zookeeper, unfamiliar
with a newly arrived species known as the bonobo, when the animal gently
slid its tongue into the zookeeper's mouth. The only thing more surprising
than the French kiss was that the bonobo, like the zookeeper, was male.

Hi Dr. Death,

Lots of lawns to mow today but I need your advice.
I want to accuse Doug of identity theft, at the same time I want to keep
on forging his and his wife's callsign in here. Do you have any thoughts
on that subject? Maybe Landshark can help me?

Steveo moparholic

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Hi Dr. Death,

Lots of lawns to mow today but I need your advice.
I want to accuse Doug of identity theft, at the same time I want to keep
on forging his and his wife's callsign in here. Do you have any thoughts
on that subject? Maybe Landshark can help me?

Steveo moparholic

Well let's see......why not get a job and pay your child support so I don't
have to support your kids with my tax dollars. The you can go over to
George's house and contract green monkey AIDS. If you have a crank organ,
you and George can collect some nickels and pay someone to put your ham
antennae up properly. Hope this helps.