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October 22nd 04, 07:12 PM
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COMING SOON TO REC.RADIO.CB!
The fantastic "How to implant a control chip in YOUR pet keyclown"
website! Make your pet keyclown do all these things... 1. Sign you up for spam 2. Say nasty stuff in the NG 3. Make threats 4. Obsessively google your name over and over. 5. Cry because he discovers you are heterosexual These and many more...The chip is 100% owner programmmable from the convenience of your Home PC. Your pet keyclown will do what you want immediately after his chip sends the instruction to his peanut brain. The AKC has perfected this technology and it is 100% foolproof. It has to be foolproof so a keyclown can't remove it, since keyclowns are fools. GET YOUR "TOTAL COMMAND AND CONTROL OF YOUR PET KEYCLOWN" Chip today, from your leader in AKC Technology...AKC Laboratories. NOTE: Some keyclowns are so stupid that they do not even need the chip...look back on your keyclown pet candidate's last 100 or so NG posts, you may not even need the chip! |
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#3
October 31st 04, 11:04 PM
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On 31 Oct 2004 09:43:25 -0800, (Brian
Griffey) wrote: I can't imagine anyone who has this much time on his hands... to come up with all this crap. I don't know much about this person.. but one thing is for sure... he (or she) evidently has been "wronged" by a CBer... and carries it seems... a life-long grudge. Professor No doubt about that! www.telstar-electronics.com (Psychiatrist to keyclowns) wrote in message . com... The fantastic "How to implant a control chip in YOUR pet keyclown" website! Make your pet keyclown do all these things... 1. Sign you up for spam 2. Say nasty stuff in the NG 3. Make threats 4. Obsessively google your name over and over. 5. Cry because he discovers you are heterosexual These and many more...The chip is 100% owner programmmable from the convenience of your Home PC. Your pet keyclown will do what you want immediately after his chip sends the instruction to his peanut brain. The AKC has perfected this technology and it is 100% foolproof. It has to be foolproof so a keyclown can't remove it, since keyclowns are fools. GET YOUR "TOTAL COMMAND AND CONTROL OF YOUR PET KEYCLOWN" Chip today, from your leader in AKC Technology...AKC Laboratories. NOTE: Some keyclowns are so stupid that they do not even need the chip...look back on your keyclown pet candidate's last 100 or so NG posts, you may not even need the chip! |
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#4
November 2nd 04, 08:10 PM
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Sold wrote in message . ..
On 31 Oct 2004 09:43:25 -0800, (Brian Griffey) wrote: I can't imagine anyone who has this much time on his hands... to come up with all this crap. I don't know much about this person.. but one thing is for sure... he (or she) evidently has been "wronged" by a CBer... and carries it seems... a life-long grudge. Professor No doubt about that! www.telstar-electronics.com (Psychiatrist to keyclowns) wrote in message . com... The fantastic "How to implant a control chip in YOUR pet keyclown" website! Make your pet keyclown do all these things... 1. Sign you up for spam 2. Say nasty stuff in the NG 3. Make threats 4. Obsessively google your name over and over. 5. Cry because he discovers you are heterosexual These and many more...The chip is 100% owner programmmable from the convenience of your Home PC. Your pet keyclown will do what you want immediately after his chip sends the instruction to his peanut brain. The AKC has perfected this technology and it is 100% foolproof. It has to be foolproof so a keyclown can't remove it, since keyclowns are fools. GET YOUR "TOTAL COMMAND AND CONTROL OF YOUR PET KEYCLOWN" Chip today, from your leader in AKC Technology...AKC Laboratories. NOTE: Some keyclowns are so stupid that they do not even need the chip...look back on your keyclown pet candidate's last 100 or so NG posts, you may not even need the chip! That's where you CB keykweenz mess up...YOU DO NOT GET IT. All AKC does is test your programming to make sure you are responding on command. It works! Look at what you tired-asses did...posted stuff! heheh |
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#5
November 2nd 04, 11:18 PM
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#6
November 3rd 04, 08:09 PM
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faggot-o meweled like ths sissy he is
in message ... (Psychiatrist to keyclowns) wrote: YOU DO NOT GET IT. All AKC AKC? Yes, AKC...not like your club which is called ISGMWFD |
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#7
November 3rd 04, 08:36 PM
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Steveo wrote in
: (Psychiatrist to keyclowns) wrote: YOU DO NOT GET IT. All AKC AKC? Does the Americn Kennel Club know what a retard you are? AKC? Is that why this is cross posted to the alt.dogie.is.an.idiot channel? Sit mental boo boo, ...sit. Does he sit up and beg for "chip" treats..?? Speak dogie, speak!! Heyahahaha!!!!! http://img45.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img45...closefugly.jpg |
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#8
November 6th 04, 01:09 AM
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Christmas songs for keyclowns coming soon, too! Better order
early...these will go quickly. BUTTPUMPER wrote in message ... mewled in : (Psychiatrist to keyclowns) wrote: YOU DO NOT GET IT. All AKC AKC? Does the Americn Kennel Club know what a retard you are? AKC? Is that why this is cross posted to the alt.dogie.is.an.idiot channel? Sit mental boo boo, ...sit. Does he sit up and beg for "chip" treats..?? Speak dogie, speak!! Heyahahaha!!!!! http://img45.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img45...closefugly.jpg |
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