THIS IS FUNNY--TRY IT!!!

Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new
name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family
and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent
it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all 'adult'

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave
Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget
e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim j = stinky
k = flunky l = bootie m = pinky n = zippy
o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit
w= oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey
k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino
o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle
w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose
e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney p = chunks
q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt
x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.

John Kerry is Cheeseball Girdle Buns

Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.