Two old men feeling they are close to their last days on earth decided
to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks they end up at
the local brothel.The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and
whispers to her manager, "go up to the first two rooms and put an
inflated doll in each bed, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them".
These two are so old and drunk they won't know the difference."


The two men go up the stairs and take care of their business. As they
are walking home the first one says,"You know, I think my girl was
dead!"

"Dead?" says his friend, "why would you think that?""Well, she never
moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her.."

His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."


"A WITCH!!! Why the hell would you say that?"

"Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her neck and I gave it a
little bite, then she farted and flew out the window.

Keith Hosman KC8TCQ wrote in message . ..
Two old men feeling they are close to their last days on earth decided
to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks they end up at
the local brothel.The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and
whispers to her manager, "go up to the first two rooms and put an
inflated doll in each bed, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them".
These two are so old and drunk they won't know the difference."


The two men go up the stairs and take care of their business. As they
are walking home the first one says,"You know, I think my girl was
dead!"

"Dead?" says his friend, "why would you think that?""Well, she never
moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her.."

His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."


"A WITCH!!! Why the hell would you say that?"

"Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her neck and I gave it a
little bite, then she farted and flew out the window.

Much better joke in your mirror, Judas.

(Psychiatrist to keyclowns) wrote:
Keith Hosman KC8TCQ wrote in message
then she farted and flew out the window.

Much better joke in your mirror, Judas.

Awww whatsamatta dogie? Didja get slapped on the cum catcher again?

Steveo wrote in message ...
(Psychiatrist to keyclowns) wrote:
Keith Hosman KC8TCQ wrote in message
then she farted and flew out the window.

Much better joke in your mirror, Judas.

Awww whatsamatta dogie? Didja get slapped on the cum catcher again?

No, assmunch...but YOU did...heheheh

N8WWM DOUG (Psychiatrist to keyclowns)
wrote:
Steveo wrote in message
...
(Psychiatrist to keyclowns) wrote:
Keith Hosman KC8TCQ wrote in message
then she farted and flew out the window.

Much better joke in your mirror, Judas.

Awww whatsamatta dogie? Didja get slapped on the cum catcher again?

No, assmunch...but YOU did...heheheh

Can you help me install a skip shooter like yours, please? (does it talk
better than it looks)? :-P

http://img131.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img1...ge=dogie04.jpg

After-all, you're the professional ****stick.

On 24 Nov 2004 00:09:37 GMT, Steveo
wrote:

N8WWM DOUG (Psychiatrist to keyclowns)
wrote:
Steveo wrote in message
...
(Psychiatrist to keyclowns) wrote:
Keith Hosman KC8TCQ wrote in message
then she farted and flew out the window.

Much better joke in your mirror, Judas.

Awww whatsamatta dogie? Didja get slapped on the cum catcher again?

No, assmunch...but YOU did...heheheh

Can you help me install a skip shooter like yours, please? (does it talk
better than it looks)? :-P

http://img131.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img1...ge=dogie04.jpg

After-all, you're the professional ****stick.

Professional? You mean that other guys pay him? Yuch!!

Lancer wrote:
On 24 Nov 2004 00:09:37 GMT, Steveo
wrote:

N8WWM DOUG (Psychiatrist to keyclowns)
wrote:
Steveo wrote in message
...
(Psychiatrist to keyclowns) wrote:
Keith Hosman KC8TCQ wrote in message
then she farted and flew out the window.

Much better joke in your mirror, Judas.

Awww whatsamatta dogie? Didja get slapped on the cum catcher again?

No, assmunch...but YOU did...heheheh

Can you help me install a skip shooter like yours, please? (does it talk
better than it looks)? :-P

http://img131.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img1...ge=dogie04.jpg

After-all, you're the professional ****stick.

Professional? You mean that other guys pay him? Yuch!!

Sure is hard to figure. ($-David Allan Coe)