FIRST
He roots for a team that is so cheesy they are called the "Brown Eyes",
after what they bend over and show other teams in clutch situations.
This is mainly because he learned how to make a living at Petro by
using the brown eye.

THEN
....his very favorite team, the "Oilers" are long gone

SOME GOOD NEWS
....His 2nd favorite team, the "Packers" are still around. It isn't as
much fun as when he could get "Oiled" before he was "Packed", but the
truckers still come to Petro every night he is in the toilet.

POSSIBLE JOB FOR mopeydopey?
Maybe Romeo Crennell will need a suckboy...looks like mopey's type.