Norm's so dumb that he spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice
can because it said "concentrate."

Norm's so dumb that he thought that he could not use his AM radio in
the evening.

Norm's so dumb that when he went to the airport and saw a sign that
said "Airport Left," he turned around and went home.

Norm's so dumb that he sold his car for gas money.

Norm's so dumb that if he spoke his mind, he'd be speechless.

We need more. Feel free to add to the list............

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We need more.

Norm smells like the north end of a south-bound jackass.

Norm's so dumb, when they were handing out brains, he thought they said
trains, and asked for a slow one.

What do you tell Norm when you see him with two black eyes?
Nothing, he was already told twice.

Norm's mom had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play
with him.

Norm's last job was skindiving for the city sewer service.

Dr.Death wrote:
Norm's so dumb, when they were handing out brains, he thought they said
trains, and asked for a slow one.
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