With apologies to Scott Adams, it has become obvious that amateur radio
has three distinct classes of people, each with its own evolutionary
destiny:

1) Knowledgeable and Deserving DXers who will evolve into godlike
non-corporeal beings who rule the universe (except those who are
attached to a DXcluster under a club call sign). These are called "Hard
Core".

2) DXers who try to pass as Knowledgeable and Deserving but secretly
monitor 14.247 for new-new-1's. This group will gravitate toward jobs
as elementary school principals and operators of pet crematoriums.
Eventually they will become extinct.

3) Non-DXers who will grow tails, sit in zoos and fling dung at
tourists while screaming GOOD ONE! GOOD ONE! UP! UP!

73, de Hans, K0HB

Grand Exhalted Liberator of the Electric Smoke