New specially designed watt meter just for CB'ers! It will read up to
10 gazillion watts and has four power range settings.

The engineer setting - 100 watts in reads 100 watts on the meter.

The bragging CB'er setting - 100 watts in reads 400 watts on the
meter.

The Elkin setting - 100 watts in reads a dead key of 75 and swings to
750 watts.

The DaveMade setting - 100 watts in reads 1500 watts and then your
amplifier blows up.

: )

Oops. I forgot one setting.

The Palomar Elite 300 setting - Your amplifier dead keys different
amounts from day to day, and your sideband audio sounds like crap.


On Wed, 29 Jun 2005 16:54:15 GMT, (Gosh Dawg!)
wrote:



New specially designed watt meter just for CB'ers! It will read up to
10 gazillion watts and has four power range settings.

The engineer setting - 100 watts in reads 100 watts on the meter.

The bragging CB'er setting - 100 watts in reads 400 watts on the
meter.

The Elkin setting - 100 watts in reads a dead key of 75 and swings to
750 watts.

The DaveMade setting - 100 watts in reads 1500 watts and then your
amplifier blows up.

: )

"Gosh Dawg!" wrote in message
...

Oops. I forgot one setting.

The Palomar Elite 300 setting - Your amplifier dead keys different
amounts from day to day, and your sideband audio sounds like crap.


On Wed, 29 Jun 2005 16:54:15 GMT, (Gosh Dawg!)
wrote:



New specially designed watt meter just for CB'ers! It will read up to
10 gazillion watts and has four power range settings.

The engineer setting - 100 watts in reads 100 watts on the meter.

The bragging CB'er setting - 100 watts in reads 400 watts on the
meter.

The Elkin setting - 100 watts in reads a dead key of 75 and swings to
750 watts.

The DaveMade setting - 100 watts in reads 1500 watts and then your
amplifier blows up.

: )




Let me guess -- on the first day, you received orders from CB'ers for over
3,000 meters.


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