Demon Lard of Constipation whined:
On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:55:23 -0700, Wrong guess, ****head attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
Hail Eris! On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 20:22:48 -0700, wrong guess no,
Wabbit jabbered inanely:

You ****ed up as usual.

You are "Wabbit", Wabbit,

You are one dumb ****head, too. Roger must've spanked your sorry ass a
long time ago.



Slow Code wrote:
Mark,

Why do you have to follow up to every post? When you do they just
laugh at you and keep teasing your dyslexic retard ass. Contribute
something useful to RRAP, Don't be it's laughing stock.

Why not? RRAP is one of usenet's...

mark, post a pick of sc riding your cock

That's it, Woger, keep it up! I have high hopes for you -- you'll be
litsed on Kookle yet!

That's it, dumbass, prove why you rode the short bus.

Keep it up, Wabbit!

Funny, that's what your wife/girlfriend says too! Poor thing "Demon,"
get back on that Enzyte.

Demon Lard of Constipation whined:
On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:57:47 -0700, Wrong guess, ****head! attempted to confuse the issue
further by squeaking:
The Demon Princess of Obtusity wrote:

But if it's Woger's lame

Hey, ****head, BITCHSLAP

Well, at least you got _something_ right. BITCHSLAP!

Oh, so you ARE a ****head? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You've yet to get
anything right, Pee Wee. Now waddle along and have sex with those sheep.

On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:55:48 -0700, Wabbit wrote:
Demon Lard of Constipation whined:
On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:55:23 -0700, Wrong guess, ****head I'm not
guessing, Wabbit attempted to confuse the issue further by
squeaking:
Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
Hail Eris! On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 20:22:48 -0700, wrong guess no,
Wabbit jabbered inanely:

You ****ed up as usual.

You are "Wabbit", Wabbit,

You are one dumb ****head, too. Roger must've spanked your sorry ass a
long time ago.

Nope! Never tangled with 'im. Got thoroughly sick of him, back in 2000,
though. It doesn't matter if you're not really Wabbit, since you're not
readily identifiable as anyone else, and all your morphs are lames of your
"enemies", which was a Woger hallmark. Since I'm not a reg in RRAP, but in
AUK, I can't possibly hope to ID you properly, either. Therefore, you are
"Wabbit", until you decide to come out of your hole and be a human.

Slow Code wrote:
Mark,

Why do you have to follow up to every post? When you do they just
laugh at you and keep teasing your dyslexic retard ass.
Contribute something useful to RRAP, Don't be it's laughing stock.

Why not? RRAP is one of usenet's...

mark, post a pick of sc riding your cock

That's it, Woger, keep it up! I have high hopes for you -- you'll be
litsed on Kookle yet!

That's it, BITCHSLAP

Keep it up, Wabbit!

Funny, that's what your wife/girlfriend says too! BITCHSLAP

No wife, and my "girlfriend" is thousands of miles away. Too bad, you
lose.

--
__________________________________________________ _________________________
Hail Eris! "The personal _is_ political."
Bent Depraved N. Deviant Cock-Smoker, Esq., Superfaggot
COOSN-029-06-71069
"Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd
Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38
"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky
Killfiled by: directory; Anim8rfsk
"It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."
http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm
TEH WAY OF THE K00K
Never learn from your mistakes.
Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.
Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k.
When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit!
If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs.
When caught in a lie: LIE!
When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton
Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.
Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false
accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,
even if they don't have any.
(06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group.
(06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must mean
that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't
want to disappoint them!
(10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval
everywhere.
Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.
Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites.
Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."
If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing
viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and
ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An
especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting
you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail.
Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they
approve the drivel you are writing!
(9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down
by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise suffers
from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are
trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files.
Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to
obey any rules.
Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines.
Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false
police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint
agencies.
Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
likely others will believe you!
If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the
flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and
use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.
(17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they
who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every
available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive
criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! ("The
cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't have
to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)
The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll
get!
When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly
that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.
Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,
abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even
mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either
ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE
BOSS OF ME! *PLONK*!" People really know you mean business then.
Always remain clueproof.
(20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation
of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose
soul in in peril of everlasting damnation.
When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and
screed in response.
Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
Neither is illiteracy.
Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
Claim you will destroy insert newsfroup for attacking you.
When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).
Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
Always sneck the offending newsfroups.
Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your k00ky
glory.
Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.
Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.
(20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign
of misinformation and character assassination.
Always plonk somebody just before replying the plonkee!
The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any
conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and
ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue
them from intellectual darkness.
Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for
comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.
Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.
Claim that you've come from other planets.
Claim thousands of past lives.
Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from
"legal@" some domain.
Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than
telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in
the future.
Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid
disinformation agent looking to discredit you.
Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's
obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.
Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying
to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "****nozzle".
Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.
AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.
They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
*yours* will be next.
The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,
censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability
to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince
people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.
Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that
you're one ugly mother****er and that there were 30,000 femininas that
thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad
Hominem.
(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
rent, to name just two.
Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are
trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable
to silence konspiracy ko0ks.
The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of
dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.
Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.
Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They
are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and
keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.
Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for
proving your case.
Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse
as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely
proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in
manipulation.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
stores, and absolutely not to be ****ed with.
Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling
everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.
You are the only sane one.
Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.
Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
jealousy.
If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,
or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second
time.
Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.
Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.
K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only
the k00k can see.
"They laughed at Einstein, too!"

....with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ
Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread
at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to
x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.

All Hail Fluffy! On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:57:52 -0700, Wabbit wrote:
Demon Lard of Constipation whined:
On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:57:47 -0700, Wrong guess, ****head! Not a
guess, Wabbit! attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
The Demon Princess of Obtusity wrote:

But if it's Woger's lame

Hey, ****head, BITCHSLAP

Well, at least you got _something_ right. BITCHSLAP!

Oh, so you ARE a ****head? BITCHSLAP

I'm a kookologist. "****head" is part of the job description.

--
__________________________________________________ ______________________
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! Kallisti!
Flonk Leader #2 & #11 1/9; mhm 29 x 21
Awl Hale Teh Mity Poast Kount!
The meow.****head
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_...y_Pretzel/join
Economic Left/Right: -7.63
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38

wrote in :

On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:46:29 GMT, "Text Medium No. 5"
wrote:

Hail Eris! On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 20:22:48 -0700, Wabbit jabbered inanely:
Slow Code wrote:
Mark,

Why do you have to follow up to every post? When you do they just
laugh at you and keep teasing your dyslexic retard ass. Contribute
something useful to RRAP, Don't be it's laughing stock.

Why not? RRAP is one of usenet's...

mark, post a pick of sc riding your cock

That's it, Woger, keep it up! I have high hopes for you -- you'll be
litsed on Kookle yet!
I thought you did not persue the mentaly Ill which is certainly woger
http://kb9rqz.blogspot.com/


Mark,

Why do you have to follow up to every post? When you do they just laugh
at you and keep teasing your silly dyslexic ass. Contribute something
useful to RRAP, Don't be the group retard.

How your code practice coming along?

SC

Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW wrote
in newsan.2006.09.26.21.20.32.81670@meow.****head:

All Hail Fluffy! On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:57:52 -0700, Wabbit wrote:
Demon Lard of Constipation whined:
On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:57:47 -0700, Wrong guess, ****head! Not a
guess, Wabbit! attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
The Demon Princess of Obtusity wrote:

But if it's Woger's lame

Hey, ****head, BITCHSLAP

Well, at least you got _something_ right. BITCHSLAP!

Oh, so you ARE a ****head? BITCHSLAP

I'm a kookologist. "****head" is part of the job description.




I wonder if Dr Death is reponsible for bringing the AUK fools here again.

SC

On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 23:15:50 +0000, Slow Code attempted to confuse the
issue further by squeaking:
wrote:
On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:46:29 GMT, "Text Medium No. 5" wrote:
Hail Eris! On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 20:22:48 -0700, Wabbit jabbered inanely:
Slow Code wrote:
Mark,

Why do you have to follow up to every post? When you do they just
laugh at you and keep teasing your dyslexic retard ass. Contribute
something useful to RRAP, Don't be it's laughing stock.

Why not? RRAP is one of usenet's...

mark, post a pick of sc riding your cock

That's it, Woger, keep it up! I have high hopes for you -- you'll be
litsed on Kookle yet!
I thought you did not persue the mentaly Ill which is certainly woger
http://kb9rqz.blogspot.com/

Mark,

Why do you have to follow up to every post? When you do they just laugh
at you and keep teasing your silly dyslexic ass. Contribute something
useful to RRAP, Don't be the group retard.

How your code practice coming along?

Serious, useful discussion is a waste of bandwidth. Usenet's for
entertainment...

--
__________________________________________________ ______________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069
The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pig****er In The Universe
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.
Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so ****ing scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pig****er in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: . com

The Suck-retary of Adhominum whined:

Nope! Never tangled with 'im.

Yep, you got SPANKED by him.

No wife,

What a surprise, you spend your life on the internet.

and my "girlfriend" is thousands of miles away.

She couldn't stand your body odor, huh? Or is your "girlfriend" a
shemale who works at a strip club in Vegas?

Too bad, you lose.

You lose, ****head.

Teh Suck-retary to Teh Impotent **** of MEOW whined:
All Hail Fluffy! On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:57:52 -0700, Wrong guess, ****head wrote:
Demon Lard of Constipation whined:
On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:57:47 -0700, Wrong guess, ****head! Not a
guess, Wabbit! attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
The Demon Princess of Obtusity wrote:

But if it's Woger's lame

Hey, ****head, BITCHSLAP

Well, at least you got _something_ right. BITCHSLAP!

Oh, so you ARE a ****head? BITCHSLAP

I'm a kookologist.

No, you are a no life k00k.

"****head" is part of the job description.

And you do it so well, ****HEAD.

On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 04:51:06 -0700, Wabbit Not Lloyd attempted
to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
The Suck-retary of Adhominum whined:

Nope! Never tangled with 'im.

Yep, you got SPANKED by him.

No wife,

What a surprise, you spend your life on the internet.

and my "girlfriend" is thousands of miles away.

She couldn't stand your body odor, huh? Or is your "girlfriend" a
shemale who works at a strip club in Vegas?

Too bad, you lose.

You lose, ****head.

Keep dancing, just for ten more days...

--
__________________________________________________ ______________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069
The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pig****er In The Universe
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.
Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so ****ing scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pig****er in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: . com