The newest U.P. hot spot, the Greenlight Lounge, is IN and all kewl pple
know it. For a good time watching local thespians and magickal pple,
come to

The Greenlight Lounge
Phone: 906-523-4417
22095 7th St
Chassell, MI 49916

Be sure to bring yer cents of humor with you.

Instead of karaoke, the Greenlight has a thespian showcase ever Saturday
nite at 11 pm sharp. Each year they have a different theme for the
showcase, and this year the theme is Native American berdaches and their
customs and costumes. Right now, the thespian who has won the last five
showcases is Mr. Morkie, and so he is Greenlight's reigning champion and
the one to beat.

Besides that, the Greenlight has an enema room with its own beer keg and
floor drain so that you can enjoy beer yer own way. This is a feature
to be found in no other U.P. bar.

We have fun, fun, fun, fun, fun ever Saturday night, so put on yer
leotards and get to stepping. Be thier or be square.