Two Baseball fans and a ham were on their way to a game when one
noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
They stopped and discovered a nude female, drunk and passed out.
Out of respect and propriety, the Indians fan took off his cap and
placed it over her right breast. The Padres fan took off his cap and
placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the ham radio
operator took off his call letter cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted
his inspection. First, he lifted up the Indians cap,replaced it, and
wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Padres cap,replaced it,
and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the call letter
cap,
replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time,
and replaced it one last time.
The ham was getting upset and finally asked,"What are you,
a pervert or something?" "Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting
and looking?" "Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised;
normally when I look under a call letter hat, I find an asshole."