To gets extra pocket change I collects aluminum cans and bottles. I can't
get
a job because every time I ask for one they tend to beats me with a stick.
I
almost gots a job at McDonalds once but it turned outs all wrong. The
manager
asked me all sorts of weird questions like if I liked gladiators movies and
if I knew what a 'winkie' was. He told me he had to gives me a special
tests to
make sure I would make the grade at Mickie-Ds. He leads me to the bathrooms
and thought I was going to haves to pee in a bottle. Instead he told me to
drops my trousers and he stuck 2 fingers up my arse!!! I said EH! WHAT THE
PHUCK IS THIS ALL ABOUT!!??! He saids it was standard operating
procedure for all managers to check possible new Mc D hires for prostrate
disease. What bothered me and made me wonder about this test was when he
pulled his finger out all he did was sniff it. Well, I didn't get the job
but he did give me a lovely free Big Mac but I noticed he didnt wash his
hands before he made it. I ate it anyway. Yum Yum Yum!

Zermut the Hedgehog
Puddin City W Va



"oris" wrote in message
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hiya, an i go kollage now no more...lektrishan work caus i
getta sHock fum leKtrishtee. prolly i gets doKtoR
digree in hisree. you knows thats hisree where ya go
larn bout tings dat hap lang time go maybee likes 100
yars go. so dat breengs me to kweston, is Glendale
Tunnel an hisreetoric site ??? yars knowd ....dat mi means
daat juz maybee geeral STOnewall jacKson maybee row
threw Glendale Tunnel ??!! ah done no, maybee?


good numers so 73rds,

oris