Fred, two recent news items:

1. A guy went into a liquor store to hold it up. After the proprietor gave
him all the money in the cash register, the guy wanted a bottle of liquor
off the shelf. The proprietor told him: "You look too young. I need some
ID."

The guy pulled out his driver license and showed him he was of age.

Guess who was waiting for him at his house when he arrived?!

2. A guy ripped off some clothes items in a department store by cutting off
the anti-theft sensors. He didn't know what the hell to do with them so he
stuffed them in his pocket.

Store security nabbed his ass when he walked out the door!