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October 4th 06, 09:38 AM
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Hail Eris---Eater of Corn ****
Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW wrote: All Hail Fluffy! Yes, it's that time again! On this month's ballot, a rarely-seen award: the Richard M. Nixon "Pathological Liar", and up for it are many old favourites and some new ones: Ed "Edmo Wollk00k" Wollmann, Richard the St00pid, Dickie "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville, Ray "Kazoo" Karczewski, BowTie, sPammy Russell, Will "Duck" Dockery, Daryl "Going to dog you all, I am"/crickets chirping Hunt, Ernie "you're all crazy farrel or his willnots" Primeau the snake-oil baldness-cure salesman of alt.baldspot, and, surprise of surprises, the Big 8 Management Board. Up for other awards a Dustin "I outer filthed Rhonda because she had my emails and she was going to out me, I KNOW it!" Cook, several of the aforementioned k00ks, William "wcb"/the anti-SPOG Barwell, Jamie Baillie the spamming anti-spammer, Alan Jones the f'loon (from AMM-J), George Maloney the net.KKKop of rec.arts.marching.drumcorps, Wabbit (aka the possibly-ersatz Woger Wiseman (from Reston, VA, this guy), the legendarily-lame wannabe troll of RRAP and alt.flame), Duane "I can tell forgers and froggers apart from the real thing, just by reading headers" Arnold, J. Taylor & Don Findlay (of the "Expanding Earth" school of thought ("Plate tectonics? Piffle!)), Tim "I SUED SPAMHAUS AND WON!...What do you mean, I have to track them down and bring them into the proper jurisdiction myself to collect? Doesn't America rule the world?" Bolen, Dean Roger "If you can understand me, get yourself psychiatric help"/"teslacoils" Ray, bob&carole (the anti-pedo), Double-A, Ken "Kenny Kakes" Pangborn, Rob "Mop Jockey" Wolfe, Donald "I don't have to prove there's no god! Those theists and their claim that there 'might' be a deity -- feh!" Alford, and, from alt.baldspot again, Marcus Cox and Russ H, who don't care about the awards, but just want to use AUK to harass Ernie Primeau (Uh, no?), and have a good time getting each other off (verbally). On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 00:42:29 +0000, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2006 Usenet Kook Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a notorious net.kook * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler * you have officially been declared non-existent Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on October 10th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice: http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - RICHARD M NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Daryl Hunt Edmond Heinz Wollmann Ernest Primeau Hyerdahl of soc.men Pamela K Russell Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict" Richard "the st00pid" Bullis Richard M Scoville Steve "BowTie"/"Rasta Khan"/"Fly Cooter" Young The Big Eight Management Board Will Dockery none of the above abstain KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. teslacoils2006 Douglas of alt.magick Dustin Cook Jamie "the Lamie" Baille none of the above abstain CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Dustin Cook Jill of soc.men Vinny Barbarino none of the above abstain COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Dustin Cook LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Alan Jones William Barwell neither of the above abstain JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) George Maloney, a.k.a. Wabbit neither of the above abstain TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Duane Arnold Ernest Primeau neither of the above abstain VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Dr. Avenger J. Taylor & Don Findlay neither of the above abstain PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Daryl Hunt Jamie "the Lamie" Baille neither of the above abstain BALSA GAVEL (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Tim Bolen GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Richard M. Scoville GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) alt.atheism Douglas of alt.magick neither of the above abstain BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Dustin Cook UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. teslacoils2006 Jamie "the Lamie" Baille neither of the above abstain KLUCK LYSAGHT "TAR AND FEATHERS" AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Ernest Primeau BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) bob&carole Jamie "the Lamie" Baille Kantica22 none of the above abstain BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Double-A, trained by Art Deco Kenneth R Pangborn, trained by Chas Nemo Roberta "Mop Jockey" Wolfe, trained by Daedalus none of the above abstain OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one, or abstain) Kenneth R Pangborn, a.k.a. Kenny Kakes Donald "Skeptic"/"TJ"/"Your Logic Tutor" Alford abstain OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER (Vote for one, or abstain) Sylvia Sullivan, a.k.a. "PSYLVIA" William Barwell abstain MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one, or abstain) Marcus Cox and Russ H The Big-8 Management Board abstain - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- __________________________________________________ ______________________ Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! Kallisti! Flonk Leader #2 & #11 1/9; mhm 29 x 21 Awl Hale Teh Mity Poast Kount! The meow.****head http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_...y_Pretzel/join Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38 Hail Eris---Eater of Corn **** |
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