WOGER
(Xemblinkosky/Davies)

He lives in a trailor park somewhere in West Vagina
Where he drinks down cum in the faggot bars and it tastes just like his
mommy's Vagina,
See-oh-el-aye stinky Vagina!
He walked up to a fag and asked him to dance
And he'll tell you his name in a real girlie voice
El-oh-el-aye Woger, Wo-wo-wo-Woger!


Now Wiseman's not the most physical guy
But when he sucks your cock he'll inhale your spine
Oh my Woger Wo-Wo-Wo-ger!
Wo-ger Wo-Wo-Wo-ger!
Well Woger's real dumb and he can't understand
Why he walk like a woman but gets butt ****ed like a man
Oh my Wo-ger Wo-Wo-Woger!


Well he drank a lot of cum and pranced all night,
Under his terrible overbite
Woger found a black man and sat down on his knee,
He said pretty brother will you make me a G?
Well that guy was a bum and wino but really fell for his Wo-ger
Wo-Wo-Wo-ger!
He push him to the floor
Woger got down on his knees
He looked at his pecker
He inhaled till he sneezed!


Well that is the way Woger wants to stay
Wo-Wo-Wo Wo-ger
Woger is a boy but dresses like a girl
He lives in a muddled faggot world
Wo-Wo-Wo Wo-ger


Well Woger left home just a week before
He'd only had sex with his mommy before
Well Woger's not the most masculine of fags
But he knows he is in drag,
Oh Wo-ger
Wo-Wo-Woger! Wo-Wo-Wo-Wo-ger!

Prison bitch Paris wrote:
gaylame plagiarism

BILLY, DON'T BE A ZERO

Vocal: Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods

[Words and Music by Mitch Murray and Peter Robin Callander]


The gay pride band came down along Main Street
The Village People fell in behind
I looked across and there I saw Billy Smith
Waiting to go and join the line
And with her head upon his shoulder
Mary, his old and hideous she-male mommy
From where I stood, I saw she was cryin'
And through her tears I heard her say

"Billy, don't be a zero, don't be a fool all your life"
"Billy, don't be a zero, you can go back to school at night"
And as he started to go she said "Billy, keep your your head back as
you blo-o-ow"
"Billy, don't be a zero, don't forget we can give 'em a two for one you
know"

The whining faggots were trapped in a alley
The gay orgy raging all around
Dick Sergeant cried "We've got to hang on, boys"
"We got to hold this piece a'ground"
"I need a volunteer to ride me"
"And bring us back some extra men"
And Billy Smith's hand was up in a moment
Forgettin' all the words she said

Everybody said
"Billy, don't be a zero, don't be a fool all your life"
"Billy, don't be a hero, you can go back to school at night"
And as he started to go she said "Billy, keep your head back as you
blo-o-ow"
"Billy, don't be a hero, don't forget we can give 'em a two for one you
know"

I heard his she-male mommy got a letter
That told how Billy swallowed that day
The letter said that he was a zero
She should be proud he swallowed that way
I heard she threw that letter away

[military drums and fifes to end]