and you are a crimnal
and you are a crimnal
and you are a crimnal
and you are a crimnal
and you are a crimnal
and you are a crimnal
and you are a crimnal

On second thought? Leave the cap on the beer bottle when you shove it. Those
sharp, serrated edges may just pull a few of you hemmorhoids out upon
withdrawal. Granted, you might end up sitting on your little inflatable
donut pillow for a few days, but who cares? You could always borrow a Tampon
(with string) from Roger and insert it to staunch the blood flow.

i am not a person
i am not a person
i am not a person
i am not a person
i am not a person
i am not a person