Found on: http://www.voyeurweb.com/main/Main.html
(in the news section - too good not to repost plus VW is
perhaps one of the greatest office lunchbreak entertainment
sites going - thanks VW! )

Warning: "Never Stick A Firecracker In Your Butt And Light It"

SUNDERLAND, England -- Even if you're bored out of your mind
Voyeurwebbers, there are some things you simply should never
do, as a British soldier recently -- and regrettably -- found out.

The 22-year-old soldier, who told his friends he
was "bored" with a fireworks display, copied the
stunt from the "Jackass" movie only to find out
just why the movie was named what is named.

According to news reports, he dropped his trousers, and
slipped a powerful Black Cat Thunderbolt between the
cheeks of his butt. A friend set the firework alight and the
soldier bent over as the firework exploded in a shower of sparks.
Laughing witnesses at Sunderland filmed the episode
on a video phone not realizing their companion was badly hurt.
The soldier, who had recently returned from a tour of duty
in Iraq, ended up in Sunderland Royal Hospital where he is
being treated for a scorched colon and other injuries.

John Woodhead, chairman of the U.K.'s Firework
Association, said that he had never heard of an incident
like it in 45 years. "This sort of thing is beyond belief," he said.

-- ZOINKS! Well, this certainly gives a whole new meaning
to the phrase, "Fire in the hole!", eh Voyeurwebbers. Hehehe!
And "beyond belief" doesn't even begin to cover this episode.
I genuinely hope this soldier will fully recover. Incredible,
this young man survives a tour of duty in Iraq and then does
this to himself. Irony can be so ironic. -- Igor

(my guess is he wanted to become the first
UK Allied Coalition walking IED ?)

Noodles wrote:
Found on: http://www.voyeurweb.com/main/Main.html
(in the news section - too good not to repost plus VW is
perhaps one of the greatest office lunchbreak entertainment
sites going - thanks VW! )

Warning: "Never Stick A Firecracker In Your Butt And Light It"

SUNDERLAND, England -- Even if you're bored out of your mind
Voyeurwebbers, there are some things you simply should never
do, as a British soldier recently -- and regrettably -- found out.

The 22-year-old soldier, who told his friends he
was "bored" with a fireworks display, copied the
stunt from the "Jackass" movie only to find out
just why the movie was named what is named.

According to news reports, he dropped his trousers, and
slipped a powerful Black Cat Thunderbolt between the
cheeks of his butt. A friend set the firework alight and the
soldier bent over as the firework exploded in a shower of sparks.
Laughing witnesses at Sunderland filmed the episode
on a video phone not realizing their companion was badly hurt.
The soldier, who had recently returned from a tour of duty
in Iraq, ended up in Sunderland Royal Hospital where he is
being treated for a scorched colon and other injuries.

John Woodhead, chairman of the U.K.'s Firework
Association, said that he had never heard of an incident
like it in 45 years. "This sort of thing is beyond belief," he said.

-- ZOINKS! Well, this certainly gives a whole new meaning
to the phrase, "Fire in the hole!", eh Voyeurwebbers. Hehehe!
And "beyond belief" doesn't even begin to cover this episode.
I genuinely hope this soldier will fully recover. Incredible,
this young man survives a tour of duty in Iraq and then does
this to himself. Irony can be so ironic. -- Igor

(my guess is he wanted to become the first
UK Allied Coalition walking IED ?)

morkins......that guy is even crazier than you!