Recently a prospective client approached our law firm and revealed shocking
news. Apparently elected ARRL officials are raping old men while they sleep in
their tents during Field Day. If you have been a victim of this unspeakable
crime please contact:


Don't be embarrassed because you are a victim of this crime. Look at the
millions of dollars received by Catholic alter boys!


What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans,
and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is brought
under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of
liberty and democracy? Gandhi